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[–] [email protected] 178 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

TSA has an 80% failure rate during inspections.

Everyone knows the TSA is useless. I know people who have accidentally carried fixed blade knives through security without getting stopped.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But you can be damn sure they'll catch that 5oz bottle of shampoo you've got.

BTW: your link is broken because you have a 9 at the beginning

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yet they never, ever fail to miss the banana I have in my carry-on for manual review. They very literally only look for the lowest-hanging fruit in scans. And that's not a joke, they focus on the easiest to do and accept or reject.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They keep intensely checking my stuffed triceratops. Triclor is a good boy and they need to stop picking on him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aww! It's not a pet per se, so I can't invoke the pet tax, but might I request a picture of your stuffed friend?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Aww, he is a good boy!

Thank you so much for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

#JusticeForTriclor

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ve accidentally brought my pocket knife through the TSA multiple times. But coffee? That that’s clearly a bomb let’s scan it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I brought a used weed pipe, a used grinder, and a baggie of psilocybin powder through TSA by mistake.

Good times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Perhaps attach the banana more securely so it's not hanging

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

I brought a 3-inch credit card blade (acquired at a trade show, with some tech company logo on it) through the airport four consecutive times without even realizing it.

I found it while packing for another trip, and I decided to gut my overly-thick wallet and realized that I'd been carrying it around everywhere, including through courtrooms and other government buildings that X-ray everything I bring every time I pass through as a contractor.

So yeah, a knife inside my wallet went through about 50 X-ray machines at federal facilities completely undetected, and I unknowingly carried it through all sorts of places where it is extremely illegal to have a knife. They always scolded me though if I tried to bring anything made of glass, like a coke bottle or something, because it could be used as a weapon.

Pictured:

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, wtf do they mean 'they don't know how?'.

The TSA is probably the only employer in America worse than Boeing when it comes to employees giving a shit about doing their jobs and actually doing them well.

Both organizations promote incompetent ass kissers over those who actually give a shit, and both orgs also have a massive culture of making up excuses for why something that was supposed to happen did not.

Oh right, both also have absurd amounts of paperwork that 'ensures' policy was followed, but seeing as everyone hates you if you actually try to keep up with it, most people just focus on a few main things and sign off on anything.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean "they don't know how" doesn't have to mean this is an exceptional case

They could just be ubiquitously incompetent and they don't know how a lot of stuff happens

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean it in the sense of:

Every job I've ever worked, if someone asks 'how did this happen?', that is a question that has an actual answer within usually 30 seconds, maximum 30 minutes.

I basically agree with you, I'm phrasing it as if I were some kind of competent person asking where a whole bunch of taxpayer money is going.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are times when it takes longer, such as when Fukushima had a meltdown. The thirty-second answer only starts to explain how it happened, the thirty-minute one makes you start to realize that a good part of it is because people fucked up, and the full answer, which requires going over reports since the construction of the plant shows you just how comprehensive the fuck-ups were and why it was only a matter of time for something that catastrophic to happen.

But yes, usually these things can be figured out pretty quickly. It doesn't take nuclear science to figure out why they can't do their job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I totally agree with you that systemic failures require a systemic evaluation to figure out what actually happened. Most of the jobs I've worked have been as an analyst of one kind or another, so I of course know that many things do not have quick answers.

So yes technically I should have added some kind of qualifier, but you seem to get that I mean that common, routine job functions or system functions pretty much always should have fairly simple explanations as to why something routine happens or does not.

So, it takes me a while to do a root cause analysis of a quarter or years worth of one kind of failure in a complex process or another, but I very rarely have to manually investigate some specific totally unknown thing in person, as the system is (or should) be designed in such a way that tbis stuff is tracked and easily analyzed.

Contrast that with: Why isn't the report released yet?

Oh, because a data set I need access to is offline right now, or some dumbass changed the access creds without informing me prior, I emailed them a week ago, and they have not responded.

That is a simple answer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I flew across country and back twice with a pack of super sharp Olfa snap off replacement blades that if forgotten were tucked into the bottom of my laptop bag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I once lived and worked in a small store in rural Australia. When I left the job, I threw my box cutter in my backpack at the end of my shift without thinking.

They flew me back to the nearest city when I left, then from there I flew to Bali and back, then eventually I flew home. Every time I flew. I used that backpack as my carry on luggage. It was found when I landed after that final flight. I'd totally forgotten it was in there, and it had been scanned for all of those flights.