talk to him about non-nippulous topics, like football, or canned beer (do NOT mention draft)

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

real and wholesome :’)

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

Took the L on this one

those fools forgot about lays 😎

And that’s why the medical term for boner-not-go-awayer is “priapism”

From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

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Imagine doing this with the jawlines of incels

God I fucking wish