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[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

My to do list app had a wrapped and I was deeply displeased to see it.

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Bad Jokes by Jeff (i.imgur.com)

[Post 1] badjokesbyjeff

A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

[Post 2] badjokesbyjeff

Jokes aside, personally I only have two requests for when I die. I want my remains scattered around Disneyland, and I don't want to be cremated.

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Stop! Thief? (i.imgur.com)
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[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago

It would have cost you nothing to not share that.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Fandom engages in a lot of anti-user and anti-creator practices. There are mirrors to it that privacy and content respecting, particularly Antifandom and BreezeWiki. If you are interested in making the switch, there are plugins that will automatically redirect you away from Fandom towards one of these mirrors.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Last time I asked that the only thing they liked was that I briefly held a job that wasn't related to the field at all. It was working at a library. "I thought that was neat."

That was it. Nothing else was noteworthy.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I recently read them all back to back. It's been fun, I appreciate the consistency of style and humor while the jokes age up over time.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Certainly. The joke is the phenomenon known as Carcinisation. The idea that 'everything winds up a crab' in evolution.

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[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Your rage is justified and the phrase "It's an attack on our personal space" absolutely nails it.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

The fact that this meme is using Smithers is particularly ironic

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

I am a woman whose father was an abusive narcissist, the list of what I needed and didn't get is depressing to say the least. So I'll boil it down to its essence: Be there when needed. Remember she is her own person, not an extension of you. Try to make her life better than your own. Let your love be unconditional. It may not be helpful advice, but it's all I got for ya.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago

So glad that my team is largely composed of busy tech folk because going "Sorry I was multitasking" is a valid response haha.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Thank you very much.

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