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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 145 points 2 years ago

Sorry, the connection was choppy. Can you say that again?

[-] arken@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

This is my go-to as well. "I'm sorry, my audio dropped out, I didn't quite catch that".

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 years ago

"No no, the last few minutes. Not just the last word. My Internet really sucks at the moment"

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

"Ich habe Sie akustisch nicht verstanden."

Just in case you are on with the German clients and you need the correct expression.

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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 31 points 2 years ago

I’m stealing this. This is smooth as fuck.

[-] other_cat@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago

So glad that my team is largely composed of busy tech folk because going "Sorry I was multitasking" is a valid response haha.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 37 points 2 years ago

Unless you've got some guy who knows multitasking is a bunch of bullshit and you just weren't paying attention and is enough of a dick to say it

[-] debil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Multitasking (or multipasking as it is known to Finnish speaking people) is not bullshit, but trying to focus on several things at once and fucking up each one of them.

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[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

It really sucks that that makes you a dick, but yeah...

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Calling people out for lying about spacing out during boring and mostly meaningless meetings is kinda a dickish move. Worker solidarity and all.

It makes sense to do it if you're management, I guess, but even then... Help each other out. Middle management has more in common with the lower level workers than they do with upper management.

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[-] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

Disassociate from a group, dissociate in your brains

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

For some of us, it’s both.

[-] stress_headache@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Can everyone see my screen?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Yes, but you accidentally shared the one with the porn.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 2 years ago
[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Sucking is kinda the point though.

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[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

I read it as a wild and free traveling cowboy, tricked by a sneaky man dressed as a rabbit. The rabbit-man invites him to a zoom call which in this world is inescable, bringing him to his fate as the boring businessman man in the last panel.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago

Are you an office drone dreaming you're a cowboy or a cowboy dreaming you're an office drone?

[-] moody@lemmings.world 18 points 2 years ago

Sorry, I'm here but I'm not all there.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] CaptainHowdy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Fuck. I hate this. Stop it.

[-] ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Guys, I'm embarrassed but I got to ask: can someone explain how it should be understood?

No, I'm not making fun of it. I legitimately don't understand it and I would like to.

From the other comments I get it's something about video calls at home and maybe people yelling while on them? I'm confused because the guy walking on the horse is also relevant (perhaps in minding his business and being disturbed by others yelling)?

[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

man was dissociating during a work zoom call while thinking about dissociating and whether it was "dissociating" or "dissasociating". he was pulled from his daydream by the person in the call asking him if Thursday was good. then they're all waiting for his answer and he doesn't even know what was asked.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reading the differences, I'm not sure I've experienced either. I don't even have a disconnect in thoughts and behavior when immersed in VR or when I attempt to meditate and reach that state intentionally. I've never been able to not think about something I don't want to. I just want to feel like I'm not in my body and forget a bunch of awful stuff... 😔

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I’ll tell you something that has worked for me, and it’s the only thing that works.

Music.

Learn enough to improvise and just dive into it. Today I fastforwarded through three straight hours banging drumsticks on plastic buckets at work. I can make whole days disappear just playing my guitar. I disappear completely and just get lost in the sound. It puts me in a trance and I forget I was ever a person.

It might not work for you, but wouldn’t it be rad if it did?

And don’t think it’s too late to learn. My ex sat down at a piano bench at 26 and said, “I want to learn this.” So she did. About a year later she said, “I’d like to learn to play your guitar.” She learned to play it and that’s what she did every evening for years.

Nothing takes me out of this world like playing music.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

They have mushrooms for that

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[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Disassociate from somebody, or something you are associated with. Mentally dissociate. Is that right?

[-] kellyaster@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You're on mute!

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This feels like the ending to Terry Gilliam's Brazil (the real ending, not the Americanized bullshit version).

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 4 points 2 years ago

The two prefixes (dis and as) mean the opposite, so when you choose one you need to remove the other

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