I installed Arch

Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.

Did not read the EULA.

to double jump

to annoy jk rowling

wanted to really shrink my dating pool

Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.

I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much

im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed

if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman

I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time

The benefits it offers me in society

Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.

A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.

I didn't understand my gender assignment

It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...

Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents

I majored in comp sci >:3

I'm not

(Phase 1: denial)

To finally be able to compete in professional sports.

I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.

To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and

That one episode of The Fairly Oddparents 😔

Because my caboose is so cute…

Oh… not trains?

I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F

Needed a new way to blow up my marriage

When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.

Possibly the best mistake I ever made.

They included the wrong parts in the Build A Baby blue light special at K Mart.

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.

I best celeste

Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it

It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.

I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate

Too much soy

They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.

I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.

Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust

Hygenic toilets

To win at minecraft

I can't be cis, I like Gex!

I accidentally misspelled my hormones

I just bought this bikini for my totally real girlfriend and never lied to someone selling me bikinis. She just happens to be my height and size and me.