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Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?

Wild guess: Is it that country where they just voted to make these issues worse?

And Chips

I think Taiwan will be fine... for now. Trump is so Anti-China I doubt the US will drop its support. Eastern Europe however is basically fucked now

Well that sounds more likely

The comparison doesn't work. In the US it is common practice that a newspaper gives a recommendation.

Also the US has a two party system. Compare this to Germany's multi party system. If you are undecided between to options a recommendation might help. If you are undecided whether you should vote the Greens or SPD a newspaper recommending CDU doesn't help you at all.

While it is not illegal for a newspaper to give a recommendation in Germany, it would be a scandal indeed. But the only reason for this would be that they didn't do it before. People are just complaining about changes like in this case as well

I would sell your cat together with the cat of the guy above you for a single pretzel.

The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

Looks to me like 'Penis Ivy'

It ends here!

Never heard of this. We say 'auf links, rechts zu' and simply order the words alphabetically