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*sad German train noises*
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*sad German train noises*
My fellow Americains,
Don't forget to report any local ICE sightings!
We need to start calling ICE.
So we can do this to them when they show up.
"I swear, officer, I met a caravan of seven thousand Guatemalans who said they were going to Alaska because you'd never look there"
I swear I'm Canadian. I snuck into the US by swimming across the Detroit River. Please report me, eh.
Can someone call ICE on me? I no longer want to be in the clown country anymore.
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