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I have no idea (lemmy.world)
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[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 226 points 2 years ago

Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago
[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I thought it was "Lemmy" and "Reddit"

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Large, little, light, ludicrous...

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.

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[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 139 points 2 years ago

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Whats the torque spec on these?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
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[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

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[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

For Australian vaginas

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago

I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.

She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with "L"

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[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."

Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

TIL suppositories don't have just one possible application

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

For when u got that doom 64 pussy

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

How did you get this photo of my ex?

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[-] ALilOff@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.

Light Flow or Regular Flow

[-] Arrkk@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I didn't come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!

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[-] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 23 points 2 years ago

The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

He's clearly never been with a women. Does he only have one penis? Smh

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 23 points 2 years ago

It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 17 points 2 years ago

You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 12 points 2 years ago

I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let's say enjoys cats or dogs instead.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 8 points 2 years ago

The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.

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[-] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won't have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035

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[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago

It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.

Don't worry, they both taste the same.

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago
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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago

Its like Twix

You wouldn't get it

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 13 points 2 years ago

OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It's correctable by surgery.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Isn't it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I thought there was only front and back!!!

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Leaded and Regular (unleaded).

You need the Premium tampons if you have a lot of air compression.

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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.

Where do you live that eating tampons is common?

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