I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

Totally normal horse girl things

I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea

Son, never date a horse girl.

You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.

So. Much. Poop.

That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.

And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.

It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!

loud noise

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HIDE THIS FROM TINA!!!!

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

Neigh

giddyup

so, she's gonna die doing this, right?

Horse girl finally becomes part horse.

Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!

remove it fast until the horse shit