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I glued my balls to my butthole again.
Now I can't take a dump (because my balls are blocking up my butthole)
I have no butt and I must fart. 
I shid. My pants.
But how did my baby get rabies??
Oh because I have rabies.
For sale: baby clown. Never committed murder.
Trigger warning. No discipline.
Andor Season 2 Ep8
Two sentence horror:
Life in prison
Death penalty
But Pagliacci
I’m the prison doctor
Zodiac killer strikes again
Where did that originate? Chapo bit?
Nah I don’t think so? I think it predates chapo. It was just one of those Twitter memes during the 2016 election cycle, not really sure where it originated
Zodiac strikes again. It was scary
"Ted Cruz" he responded, but it was really the creature
'Stop attacking pedophiles" -- Ted Cruz
i’m ron burgundy?
May your corpse be but a grain on the heap of the Cruz's great and terrible throne of skulls
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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