Question 1:

Opposes ‘Deporting all immigrants who are living in the US illegally back to their home country’

Thinks ‘The government should do more to help needy Americans, even if it means going deeper into debt.’

Oh ok they give you a softball, this is a mild lib who probably has the potential to lean into socialism with some education

"I voted for Trump out of support for Israel and the Second Amendment."

I literally couldn't bear to do a second one this is incredible

https://xcancel.com/slavomir_YU/status/1494495040206430209

I wish no harm to american ruling class, my enemy is the american people

I got 8/16, most of these mfs reasons are absolutely unhinged.

The worst offender:

He’s a successful businessman, and the country should be run like a business.

Pit. Immediately.

Christ I did horrible, 5/16. I think it would be better if the choices were randomized somehow though? Otherwise it feels a bit editorialized if the author picked the people with the most surprising takes in a certain order.

I only got 7. I would have gotten a higher score if the Zionist hadn't fucked me by deliberately selecting an option contrary to his initial stated policy preferences, all so he could spit on me by means of the explanation.

Median US voter's politics =

7/16

The last one tho.

The quiz does a good job out of showing the incoherency but if you show me 3 bullet points on economic opinions and then the answer is the person saying something about isnotreal and foreign policy I kinda feel like I got set up for failure tb'est of h's.

But also: holy fuck America needs a mass re-education program and I don't even mean that in the funny haha communist joke way I mean like we need just normal mass literacy programs. Run back 9th grade English or Lit or whatever at this point.

This is stupid exercise. Give us only 3 data points and they always cite a 4th as the most important issue. They're just being deliberately deceptive.

This is the stupidest thing I've done in a long time. Hey, let's make up a bunch of people anr normalize electoral politics!

7/16. I knew US politics was incoherent, but so many of these were like "I oppose everything Trump does, but he's a shrewd businessman, so I voted for him." or "I hate everything about Harris' campaign and the democrats, but Trump is just too dangerous to vote for!"

They did throw me a really easy one though:

I was 2/12 so i had to have a lie down

I got 5/16. I got #14 right without even looking at his opinions by just saying "white guy = trump" though I wasn't even sure about that one because these all just feel like me rolling dice. Hell, I'm pretty sure a purely random selection would haver done me better. I know the average voter is beyond fucking stupid but like... come on. Any ideological consistency, please.

American electoralism really is just a vibes-based random walk

10/16, and that was just guesswork

Do I dare to look at personal views?

What's this quiz even supposed to tell us? Only 2 of the options did not vote, which isn't representative of the US population at all.

TIL people mostly vote when aged 25-35. Nobody starts til they are in their 20s or goes much into their 50s.

I got 9/16. I didn't vote, but had I known what a shit-show this was going to be, I would have voted for Kama-lama-ding-dong over the Cheeto Asshole.

8/16, I thought that was bad but I guess I did better than most of you. Probably it would have been easier to do this if views about israel had been included here.