This is almost as bad as the time I drank the water at Lavrentiy Beria's house

Note to self: Don't get in the cauldron at Abimael Guzman's

I haven't seen blasts like this since smoking cigars at Fidel Castro's house

Don't buy theory from a Slovene with a nasally voice

This reminds me of ice climbing with Lev Trotsky

This is as jolly as Guitar Night at Thomas Sankara's

Heeerrreee'sss KAUTSKY!

This is like Pizza Hut at Mikhail Gorbachev's house

Oh great Bob Avakian, bless me with your New Synthesis power!

This like Chess at Vladimir Illyich's house

This is like Movie Night at Kim Jung-Il's

This is worse than my struggle session at Jiang Qing's house

This is more gold than Saddam's house!

It's praxis time!

Note to self: Zhukov's vodka is extremely weak

Note to self: Don't support Pol Pot and then go to Cambodia

I haven't seen a fort this big since Anti-Revisionism night at Enver Hoxha's!

I hate this as much as Mao hates Revisionism!

By any tails necessary

I haven't seen someone mismanage something this bad since Jeremy Corbyn!

Note to self: Knock before entering Marx's and Engel's house

I haven't seen someone this Revisionist since Capitalist Roading Night at Deng Xiaoping's!

I'll read this theory but in an hour I'll be hungry for another!

Captain, they're a bizarre alien race who find Haz Al-Din wise.

I'll take "Place where I can stage a revolution" for $100, Alex

GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF THEORY!!!