Once enough emojis are posted the countdown will begin. Trust the plan.

"He's not even the best cummer in the Beatles"

Me when the doctor says they'll treat my Bolshephobia with Dialectical Therapy

For sure, the silver lining of seeing them on reddit is knowing they'll be dunked on here

the moral of bioshock is that if you ask for things nicely you're more likely to get them

You sound like you have a really low opinion of yourself and that sucks. You're obviously informed, you have opinions and you've got the ability to get yourself out there. I'm not saying you need to socially pull yourself up by the social bootstraps, just that you have all the pieces and sometimes it's not up to us whether they fall where they need. And as ND people I do think we get less chances, especially early in life when we're already busy dealing with being different and all the fun that comes from that.

I don't know your situation or anything but you do remind me of myself, and the advice I'd give to me is to please not despair, to continue to put yourself out there and express yourself whenever you can, you're not filler you're a person and you have a lot to bring to people's lives. Keep rolling the dice

Well the townguard came to visit me, t'was in the early hours

With Sorcerors and paladins, and ferret-armored bards 🎸

They thought they had me cornered

so I burned down the Great Hall

with the 8d6 of damage from me little fire ball

In honor of Stalin defeating fascism on this day and every other, Hexbear users are reminded to enjoy the remainder of their weekend

Playing Baldur's Gate 1 and all is going well until I am teleported to a magic chessboard that I must play using my party as the pieces, meaning they can only go onto specific squares or they get a lightning bolt shot in their direction. After failing a bunch I

spoiler

felt very smart when I gave my thief 100% lightning resist and had him stealth dance around the opposing side of the board until every enemy piece had been zapped

I found this to be a good video on the subject https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrMiSQAGOS4 also no one here is defending Russia when it comes to their human rights abuses

I'm playing the original Baldur's Gate and I got teleported to a dungeon full of wizards that don't like me very much. I have been killed by magic missiles about 500 times. Thankfully I took a bunch of arrows and a lightning wand in with me, discovered sneak attacking and won the day 🧙‍♂️

"If the mother thinks she is unable to handle being abused by the only people in the country allowed to employ violence due to her being a minor and autistic, why is she letting her go outside and socialize with her friends?"