[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

teh 14 ~wurds~ buls uv th beast

:fry:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

no no we are avian equals comrade.

:owl-wink:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago

I am surprised I haven't gotten any rage spam so far tbh

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago

:meow-shining:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

fr tho? what are the chances I can actually use this to hurt them?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

they were paying me minimum wage and trying to make me come into an office while they worked from home. this builds resentment in the worker.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago

already submitted for unemployment and my roommates knew this was coming.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

it was time. this way I maybe get severance.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS DAVE AND YOU DONT GIVE ME SEVERANCE I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE LABOR BOARD BECAUSE I MENTIONED UNIONIZING AND THEN YOU FIRED ME.

GIVE ME SEVERANCE DAVE AND JIM

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 years ago

you put in a lot of effort. it was time.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

good idea brb

"I'm concerned about Dave's mental health. he talked about unionizing and then sent me this."

edit: sent this and I got to Jim before Dave did lol If I'm lucky Jim fires Dave before Dave fires me.

edit 2: checked my email and Dave fired me asap

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

okay so I don't have a job anymore, but I do have screenshots of the text messages. Does this site let you make post with multiple pictures?

edit: it does not. I am going to have to stitch these together

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago

I am trying to tell Dave to sign up for an account. he is refusing.

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to [email protected]

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

am I doing something wrong? I adopted him about 6 hours ago. We've been vibing and I already fed him waffles.

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Step 1: find a normal meme

Step 2: photoshop the head of an apropriate shrek character overtop of it

Step 3: post it here


Shrek Meme tools:

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submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

it is shrekland, a land for shrek fans, roleplayerrs, and “shrek”.

all content must include the word shrek or be about shrek thank you🙏

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