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shrekposting my way out of a job (my texts with Dave)
(hexbear.net)
fixed because my first try at this broke the website.
need context?
First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136
Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194
Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153
Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251
Jesus Christ you didn't have to actually go through with it
you put in a lot of effort. it was time.
So long as you're fine with it and aren't going to starve or anything
already submitted for unemployment and my roommates knew this was coming.
Ahh okay then if you were going to get fired anyway this is fucking hilarious lol. My algorithm manipulation was worth it 😉
:agony-yehaw:
oh I wasn't going to get fired, I could have kept shrekposting indefinitely.
it was just killing me inside every day that i woke up still working there.
:quokka-smile:
I didn't think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.
Did you do any actual work lol. In awe of the sheer energy of this post.
If you spam lots of comments it automatically puts the post at the top of the front page, even if it has like 10 upvotes. So that way everyone sees it and upvotes it. I didn't realize that it was that powerful though lol. Sorry for making you lose your job lol.
if the post wasn't good, no one would have upvooted and the mods would have purged me. worth the risk.
So mods allow you to game the algorithm in order to get fired? Based
no idea. they're just aggro like that so i figured they would.
edit: it's a good thing the mods are aggro. lakes of poop breed disease.