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shrekposting my way out of a job (my texts with Dave) (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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fixed because my first try at this broke the website.

need context?

First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136

Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194

Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153

Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 years ago (1 children)

"give me $50/hr"

whaaat i cant do that, give me a real number and ill do what i can!

"i want a union"

im done here youll be hearing from our lawyer, fuck you

:shocked-pikachu:

well thats a pretty clear cut case of unionizing being the thing that got you fired. say hi to their lawyer for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

fr tho? what are the chances I can actually use this to hurt them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

uh, you just can.

theres no chances involved here.

you said union amd he imediately switched from negotiating a raise to firing you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago (1 children)

:meow-shining:

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 years ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ you didn't have to actually go through with it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 years ago (1 children)

you put in a lot of effort. it was time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 years ago (1 children)

So long as you're fine with it and aren't going to starve or anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago (1 children)

already submitted for unemployment and my roommates knew this was coming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago (5 children)

Ahh okay then if you were going to get fired anyway this is fucking hilarious lol. My algorithm manipulation was worth it 😉

:agony-yehaw:

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago (1 children)

We've been great to you here.

:doubt: If you're here, Dave, blow it out your ass you brain-melted chud piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

they were paying me minimum wage and trying to make me come into an office while they worked from home. this builds resentment in the worker.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

What utter bullshit. Glad you got out of there, comrade :heart-sickle: And thank you for taking us on this incredible journey with you. This is what I'll point to now every time some troll says this site sucks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago (3 children)

You know, I was pretty meh on the Shrek posting, but if this is the kind of content it brings us, consider me a convert.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago (1 children)

I'm a believer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

AND I SAW HIS FACE

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

The only thing we’re missing to complete the r/cth experience is a random chud wandering in to scold you then getting dogpiled by our big beautiful posters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago

I am surprised I haven't gotten any rage spam so far tbh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Wow this is amazing. It feels like this finally became a real site just now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

Wow, big :chad: energy

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

:chad:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

:yes-chad:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

This is amazing, I am in awe of your shitposting

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

you absolute fucking legend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

:rat-salute:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

world champion poster :kim-salute:

hope you were planning on quitting anyway tho lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

it was time. this way I maybe get severance.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS DAVE AND YOU DONT GIVE ME SEVERANCE I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE LABOR BOARD BECAUSE I MENTIONED UNIONIZING AND THEN YOU FIRED ME.

GIVE ME SEVERANCE DAVE AND JIM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

"Delete those texts / Delete the swearing ones / I've deleted them from my phone" ok boomer

hope you can get some nice severance out of him for his uncouth language

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (2 children)

these fuckers were paying me minimum wage I'm getting all I can

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

o7

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

you deserve it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Lol. What a fucking boomer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

:sankara-salute:

Absolutely legendary. Made my night after having felt kinda down all day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

also thank you to @gvngndz for posting an all star mashup that tipped me off to a special shrek font I could download.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 children)

Hi Dave. Actual image of the members of the website here:

:sicko-crowd:

Also special surprise for Dave here

:PIGPOOPBALLS:

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

David sounds pretty rude.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

Dave is terrible at his job and has failed upwards in life because he is a cishet white male born to the baby boomer generation.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

the site doesn’t let you update multiple images so I had to do it by hand. I didn't dox myself this time I think though, so that's good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Lmfao his reaction to shrek land was like something out of a sitcom. I love it

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