bring back downvotes so shitbird can keep their job
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2021
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Dear Shitbird's boss,
Fuck you. If you continue to pay Shitbird their full wage to stay at home making Shrek memes, then I promise on behalf of Hexagonal Bear Network to commute your sentence when you are one day charged and found guilty of crimes against the revolution. Instead of being executed by guillotine in front of an audience at central park in Minecraft, you may instead be privately executed via firing squad in Minecraft. You have one day to decide.
Ever grateful, u/cosecantphi
there is no way this will actually get that many votes and so I am confident in it as a shitpost. If it does somehow happen tho, i am a shitbird of my word.
Edit: fuck
Shitbird's boss go on Chapo
ngl, burning bridges like this stresses me out. I'm not cool :deeper-sadness:
lol I can't tell if upbearing is solidarity or destructive but I did it because you told me to, comrade.
Downvote.
This hurts coming from u
It's for your own good. Don't do it.
EDIT: Welp you already did it. Good luck I guess!
thanks I already submitted for unemployment and have started drinking