:shrekbear: wot r u doin in mah swamp
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all content must include the word shrek, have shrek characters photoshopped into them, or be about shrek thank youπ
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@aaaaaaadjsf and @My_Army suggested this was the most professional way to end things. I can't believe I forgot to do this earlier and I think Dave has now blocked me.
@Shitbird you are my new favourite poster please never stop.
I bow to the most superior bird on this site.
no no we are avian equals comrade.
My heart canβt take this
It's okay, mine can take it for both of us.
Yeah all of this gives me major second hand anxiety lol. It's still fucking funny, and the best thing ever in this site.
When the trilogy has 5 parts
I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.
I have a long history of interviewing well and fucking around until I get fired.
HAHAH this is me at my current job - except they finally caught on after me literally doing nothing the past year except maybe a handful of emails a day. Now for the past month I've been doing like 2 hours of work a day and they're in awe
"wow abc you're knocking this out of the park, I have no complaints" - my supervisor at the last two mandatory weekly meetings we've had to review my weeks performance
:pain:
My plan thus far has been to finish the probationary period and hopefully line a job up in the meantime so upon them releasing me from micromanagement I can turn around and be like "yeah, so here's my two weeks you fucks" since they too refuse to pay me more and even refused to subsidize A PORTION of a new computer desk despite the job being 95% wfh even prior to the pandemic
My hero. I started doing this myself as well. And am literally the happiest I've ever been at work. Like I laugh at the person I was who would work his ass off for $8.00 an hour. Fuck that
Right? I don't keep the surplus value of my labor so I should generate as little of it as possible.
Amazing
This is bringing the spirit of the old sub back and I'm all for it
:chavez-salute: we love our posters, don't we folks :fidel-salute-big:
:stalin-heart:
"Your honor, this ANTIFA THUG was SENDING ME PIG PORNOGRAPHY! I demand 1 million dollars!" :pigpoop: :porky-scared:
dave please review i have more images:
jesus lmao I'm glad to have been shirking my own responsibilities in order to be here and watch this piece of ~~hexbear~~ shrekland history in the making
well done comrade :rat-salute:
have you considered telling your boss that you shrekpost?
I'm self-employed, so I tell him every day and give him the occasional handjob
that sounds kinky, good for you
If they sue you can I represent you in court?
are you a lwayer
No, but if you can represent yourself why shouldn't you be able to get representation from someone equally unqualified? I'm working on a counter suit in which the demands shall be
-Excessive severance as well as back pay adjusted for the agreed upon $50/hr raise
-Dave must post here daily
-Court appointed union for your former workplace
-One of those singing bass fish
okay this sounds good. can you insist you're a lawyer to fuck with them or is that illegal?
That sounds very illegal.
yeah, probably.
It's cause they're scared of my raw power that they keep me out
you should instead insist multiple times that you are not a lawyer.
Oh shit, I'll just add 'Make me a real lawyer' to the demands and when we win I'm a real lawyer so it's all fine and dandy.
I think this is how trump made enough money for gold plated shitters so yeah lets go
Hey, it worked in My Cousin Vinny.
should I watch that? I've never seen it.
It's a good movie
Will roll a d20 and see whether I watch that or shrek
My Cousin Vinny is a good movie.
edit 1 yer l8tr: i wtchd shrek btw
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I love boomers and threatening to take people to court. mmhmm you're going to jail for being rude to me, mister.
there's no way they are going to do that. They're too fucking cheap to pay above minimum wage for in-person office work in the middle of the pandemic.
I know but imagining the scenario playing out in front of a bored judge is funny to me.
"Your honor, this, this RUDE individual, they showed me a text of a pig with poop on it's testicles!!!"
honestly I'm bored and hate my life so a court case might be funny
Make sure you give a shout out to shrekland before you get the lethal injection for inconveniencing your boss.
It's so fucking funny. Boomers wanted to complain about me growing weed, in my own fucking home, in a country where it is fully legal to do so. Fuck off and let me enjoy my plants.
Lead poisoning is a helluva drug.
In South Africa I think it's more asbestos shit. They were still using asbestos in construction in the 2000s...
Good lord.