It's trashCAN

Not trashCANNOT

Alcoholic male defense secretary with 0 OPSEC abilities orders makeup set for public appearances.

Also decides other males aren't allowed to wear makeup in public.

Okay I know I like to joke about how bat's look like sky puppers, but this is CLEARLY a bat-canine hybrid of some sort.

BAT-DOG!

The taxes from it go to schools.

Dozens of people have gotten a chuckle out of this over the years. dozens!

I legitimately expect there to be something negative about unions in it. Whether it's a "corrupt union boss" or a union strike blamed for something bad happening.

it sure seems like they’re colluding to restrict the amount of oil in the market

Um....

Yes? 100% always has been, they literally have meetings and what is essentially a corporate union specifically to do it. And they're not subtle about it.

Is this really news to some people?

When I was a child, I once knocked every book off every shelf in the house.

Because I had 6 books in alphabetical order on my little shelf in my room. My mother kept rearranging them in as close a rainbow distribution as possible.. I asked her to stop many times, but ultimately decided if you're going to mess up my shelf, I will mess up yours.

Surprisingly this tactic worked, and they didn't make me clean up the books by myself, they did most of it.

Their idea of "organizing" the books is "well most of the books in that series are close to each other, but a bunch of other random ones are mixed in, and entire genres have been rearranged many times so who knows what books we even actually have"

They have a similar way of organizing dvds. It's infuriating.

Given recent CEO news, he should probably be more concerned with a different kind of "Blowback"... Him putting out something like this just adds fuel to the fire.

On the one hand, it would be the national guard shooting at the zombies, and not regular military.

On the other hand, I'm from Ohio, and know what the national guard can and will do...

I guess my point is they'd still shoot, they'd just miss a lot?

Honestly there isn't a legitimate reason.

Tldr "tradition" and insecurity, probably.

There was once a issue with Cuba a long time ago, but that got resolved and the US just decided to keep punishing Cuba as, in my opinion, a warning to other neighbors who would dare oppose it. "help out our opponents and get smothered"

The only reason it's continuing is because of weak administrations thinking that admitting people who ran the country in the past were wrong somehow makes them or the country look weak.

Honestly the only thing that seems weak to me is continuing to kick someone who's been down for decades but still manages to find areas to flourish and be better than the "superpower" that's kicking it.

In fairness, that's the same thing I've heard since the mid 2000s. So if it's bullshit, it's long-running bullshit. Like the eating spiders in your sleep thing

Oh BDSM in general isn’t like that

That..... Was their entire point?

Because the OP started with "BDSM IS" which reads as is "all of BDSM is like this" regardless of whether OP meant to generalize or not.

First comment then said "BDSM is not all like that"