KuroXppi

Beaniform script is really pretty though, but the modern translations definitely make it more accessible

DON'T MAKE A DEAL WITH THE CUTE SPACE CAT LENIN IT'S A TRAP

BEANIS JOCKEYYYYY

Turned South Bend, Indiana's dog shelter into the most efficient dog-killing machine in the entire state, too

From 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs comment below

Cumm request: c/supercumm

Agreed.

Workshopped pronunciation of his surname to see what appealed to voters the most

Pete Buttiegeg, ran for Democrat preselection, was awarded with Head of department of transport under Biden. Eats like a rat and has a map of the mineral deposits of Afghanistan on a wall in his home.

The one true leftist

I literally looked at it in your post and was like, hormiga, formica... there's no way.

Formic acid (from Latin formica 'ant')

And yup. Way.

When you click your fingers, the noise doesn't come from the friction between thumb and middle finger, but from when your middle finger hits the fleshy part under the base of your thumb

(Edit: I don't think this is necessarily surprising... and people probably go huh yeh ig it makes sense, but do they know it before you tell them? Maybe)