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oh good lord i hate that you reminded me that that happened on hexbear.net
oh gods, no, why, it's still reachable https://hexbear.net/post/234445
CW: hot steaming jar jar binks asshole
This was so much better than I imagined
That is so much worse than I imagined
: we switch pig poop balls (PPB) for Jar Jar Binks butthole (JJBB)
Please no absolutely not. I do not want to see JJBBH
oh my fucking god i'm crying
hahahaha holy fucking what
I was so right back then. I'm a visionary. Please stop showing your grandma jar jar binks asshole please 
Now we know what crashin der boss's heyblibber.
I thought it would be more disgusting, but it's just weird
where have our old virtues gone?
On which we used to rely 
This ain't your daddy's hexbear 
I'm glad someone remembers our history
They'll never know what it was like carrying your lunch in a rain bucket along with a pocket full of sassafras candy and unfiltered cigarettes as you hitchhiked on old flatbeds hauling hay and corn meal to the last men still grazing the alpine meadows as autumn started to turn ten toes toward winter.
Why back in those days we'd sit on the hay and laugh raucously, using our Smartphones to look up pictures of Jar Jar's cock, balls, and anus. Not a care in the world.
I don’t ever remember this happening, was this an exclusive?
it was only up for like half a day iirc
EstraDoll dug up the original post in another comment in this thread
I fear I am missing out 😔
Never forget garf tiddies
I will gladly forget Hillary’s milkies
Seeing Sandy Cheeks cock vore getting poached off of /new back when the websocket updated the feed in real time and constantly messed with the page layout was a thing of beauty
I don't miss the live-updating WebSocket stuff at all, it was so goddamn disorienting 
I miss the live updating votes, but not the presence of comments or posts. The layout shifts were just bad UX unfortunately
I think i must have joined hb just after that because surely itd have been burnt into my memory
the one time i'd approve of a mod removing a post with the sole citation of "inappropriate" and yet
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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