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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

oh good lord i hate that you reminded me that that happened on hexbear.net

oh gods, no, why, it's still reachable https://hexbear.net/post/234445

CW: hot steaming jar jar binks asshole

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

This was so much better than I imagined

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

That is so much worse than I imagined

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

vote : we switch pig poop balls (PPB) for Jar Jar Binks butthole (JJBB)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Please no absolutely not. I do not want to see JJBBH

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

oh my fucking god i'm crying

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

hahahaha holy fucking what

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was so right back then. I'm a visionary. Please stop showing your grandma jar jar binks asshole please chomsky-yes-honey

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Now we know what crashin der boss's heyblibber.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I thought it would be more disgusting, but it's just weird

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

where have our old virtues gone?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

On which we used to rely family-guy-death-pose

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This ain't your daddy's hexbear walter-yell

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Seeing Sandy Cheeks cock vore getting poached off of /new back when the websocket updated the feed in real time and constantly messed with the page layout was a thing of beauty

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I don't miss the live-updating WebSocket stuff at all, it was so goddamn disorienting monke-beepboop

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I miss the live updating votes, but not the presence of comments or posts. The layout shifts were just bad UX unfortunately

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm glad someone remembers our history

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I will gladly forget Hillary’s milkies

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I don’t ever remember this happening, was this an exclusive?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

it was only up for like half a day iirc

EstraDoll dug up the original post in another comment in this thread

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I think i must have joined hb just after that because surely itd have been burnt into my memory

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I fear I am missing out 😔

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They'll never know what it was like carrying your lunch in a rain bucket along with a pocket full of sassafras candy and unfiltered cigarettes as you hitchhiked on old flatbeds hauling hay and corn meal to the last men still grazing the alpine meadows as autumn started to turn ten toes toward winter.

Why back in those days we'd sit on the hay and laugh raucously, using our Smartphones to look up pictures of Jar Jar's cock, balls, and anus. Not a care in the world.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

the one time i'd approve of a mod removing a post with the sole citation of "inappropriate" and yet

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