KuroXppi

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[Open Roleplay] "Hi! Welcome to the Fucking Dumbass Store for Stupid Fucking Idiots. Is there something I can help you find today?" in c/[email protected]
Who wants to learn Arabic? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

I'm happy with dipping my toes for now, I'm brushing up my Mandarin before hopefully travelling there this year. But after that... phoenix-think

You ever have a great idea for a post, type it in, and the duplicate filter shows that blight already made the gag over six months ago in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

But what nobody did and the moment is completely passed. Kinda feels like a waste :/

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

I thought joke was funny doggirl-thumbsup

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Emoji tag edit request. Please add beanjs to the :beanis: tag because I misspell it so often (hexbear.net)
 

It would imlrove my beanjs posting efficientcy by at least 13%

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago
  1. Okay
  2. Understood
  3. Message received
  4. Your will be done
  5. On Earth as it is in Heaven
  6. beanis
ATTENTION: Hexbear is now for serious posts only. All jokes will be deleted. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Imagine * snicker * if * barely suppressed laughter* instead it was * tee hee hee * the shitting report!!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

shrek📸 * snap * okay this one's going in my beanis collection

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Chinese shitpost ------ couldn't upload image was too large RIP :(:(:(:( (hexbear.net)
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[4th Arabic Lesson] What is Arabic for eye? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

homeworkQuestion 1
شعلو (2

Question 2
2) موعج

Question 3

  1. باب
    (from lesson 1! Baab)

Question 4
3) حَيوان

(from a previous lesson, Hayawaan!)

Sorry for the funky formatting I'm on phone so having a hard time fiddling

queryWhat do English background speakers usually substitute or approximate with if they can't pronounce ع ? I'm not saying I want to cop out and default to that, but I want to make sure I'm not thinking I'm doing it right when I'm actually just using an English consonant in its place. I watched the video and tried to centre the place of articulation in my throat, kind of where a glottal stop would be. I'm reading up on the phonetics of the sound here too though https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiced_pharyngeal_fricative

You ever have a great idea for a post, type it in, and the duplicate filter shows that blight already made the gag over six months ago in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Blight is kris angel mindphreaking the good bits straight from our grey matter

The Old School RuneScape player base are having a virtual riot over private equity trying to ruin the game for profit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

obama-drone

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You ever have a great idea for a post, type it in, and the duplicate filter shows that blight already made the gag over six months ago (hexbear.net)
 

Anyway here's a beanis

Obama is a man of the people! look how he stores his wine, it's not even a cave! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 31 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

You want more to laugh at you can go through their comment history:

Gamal Abdel Nasser - New General Megathread for the 15th-17th of January 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't tell me if anyone has pointed this out before but Kiseki by GReeeeN and Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day are the same song

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Hey cutie did you know you can't spell legume without 'u' and 'me' 😘😘 (hexbear.net)
 

Be honest with me would this pickup line work on you

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The Caribbeanis (hexbear.net)
 
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flies will literally land on your eyeball instead of going to therapy (hexbear.net)
 

shoutout to this bugger who chose to fly under my glasses to assault my eyelid

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like this post if U;r still thinking bout thos Beanis in 2025 (hexbear.net)
 

will this be Year of the Beanis only time wll tell

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What if instead of xiaohongshu it was xiaohonkshoo and it was just for naps and eepy heads (hexbear.net)
 

niko-yawn cuddle

American show me your sleepy kitties

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