I’ve never made a joke on Hexbear
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I thought joke was funny
Uuughhh i am going to pOWER POST
UGH it got in my SHOES?!
- Okay
- Understood
- Message received
- Your will be done
- On Earth as it is in Heaven
You got a loisence for that post?
OH SHIT RUN EVERYONE HIDE YOUR BEANS HIDE THEM
Finally! Go ahead, you will only ban a bad jokester
That's fine I would never joke about Beanis
Why would Xi do this?!?!
Because the mods be Putin him on the spot!
Psst, hey, I got some of the, you know, the stuff
heh heh beanis lol
Don't tell anyone, ok? Just be cool.
On the web it works, but on Jerboa, you are missing a space between ::: and spoiler which breaks the formatting. Now your Beanis is clear out in the open for mobile users.
EVERYONE SAW MY BEANIS?!?
📸 * snap * okay this one's going in my beanis collection
Shh! Beans aren't funny! You're not allowed to find amusement in mundane and silly things!
Uh aktually, that is a beanis, not a bean.
Oh, my mistake, carry on
Good we can finally post about Trump getting his own Skibidi and it's going to be so much bigger and better than Biden's.
Sorry, posting about Trump and Biden would be jokes and also dunking on reactionaries. We don't want to scare people away.
But how will I ever be a power-user if I cannot post shit? Well then, fine. Just delete me... like throw me in the trash where shitposters like me belong.
It shouldn't be that difficult. There's never been anything funny on this site to begin with.
That's the spirit!
My favorite segment of Boonta Vista is the shipping report. The no deaths and no jokes maritime report on collisions and ships in distress.
Imagine * snicker * if * barely suppressed laughter* instead it was * tee hee hee * the shitting report!!