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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

Remember:

  1. No jokes.

  2. No low effort posts about beans.

  3. No posting any hobbies that aren't the latest trend. Skibidi toilet ONLY.

  4. No dunking on reactionaries.

  5. No showing of emotion will be tolerated.

  6. No posting.

This change is sure to make Hexbear a fun and interesting place that brings in many users.

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

You got a loisence for that post?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Good we can finally post about Trump getting his own Skibidi and it's going to be so much bigger and better than Biden's.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

I thought joke was funny doggirl-thumbsup

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Psst, hey, I got some of the, you know, the stuff

beanis heh heh beanis lol

Don't tell anyone, ok? Just be cool.

[-] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

On the web it works, but on Jerboa, you are missing a space between ::: and spoiler which breaks the formatting. Now your Beanis is clear out in the open for mobile users.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

shrek📸 * snap * okay this one's going in my beanis collection

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Finally! Go ahead, you will only ban a bad jokester joker-troll

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

But how will I ever be a power-user if I cannot post shit? Well then, fine. Just delete me... like throw me in the trash where shitposters like me belong. felix-trash

[-] Eirene@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Because the mods be Putin him on the spot!

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago
  1. Okay
  2. Understood
  3. Message received
  4. Your will be done
  5. On Earth as it is in Heaven
  6. beanis
[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I’ve never made a joke on Hexbear

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

That's fine I would never joke about Beanis beanis

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Uuughhh i am going to pOWER POST

[-] Meh@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

It shouldn't be that difficult. There's never been anything funny on this site to begin with.

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

My favorite segment of Boonta Vista is the shipping report. The no deaths and no jokes maritime report on collisions and ships in distress.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Imagine * snicker * if * barely suppressed laughter* instead it was * tee hee hee * the shitting report!!

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