this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Remember:

  1. No jokes.

  2. No low effort posts about beans.

  3. No posting any hobbies that aren't the latest trend. Skibidi toilet ONLY.

  4. No dunking on reactionaries.

  5. No showing of emotion will be tolerated.

  6. No posting.

This change is sure to make Hexbear a fun and interesting place that brings in many users.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

I’ve never made a joke on Hexbear

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

I thought joke was funny doggirl-thumbsup

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Uuughhh i am going to pOWER POST

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

UGH it got in my SHOES?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago
  1. Okay
  2. Understood
  3. Message received
  4. Your will be done
  5. On Earth as it is in Heaven
  6. beanis
[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You got a loisence for that post?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago

OH SHIT RUN EVERYONE HIDE YOUR BEANS HIDE THEM

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

Finally! Go ahead, you will only ban a bad jokester joker-troll

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

That's fine I would never joke about Beanis beanis

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Because the mods be Putin him on the spot!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Psst, hey, I got some of the, you know, the stuff

beanis heh heh beanis lol

Don't tell anyone, ok? Just be cool.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

On the web it works, but on Jerboa, you are missing a space between ::: and spoiler which breaks the formatting. Now your Beanis is clear out in the open for mobile users.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

shrek📸 * snap * okay this one's going in my beanis collection

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Shh! Beans aren't funny! You're not allowed to find amusement in mundane and silly things!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Uh aktually, that is a beanis, not a bean.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

Oh, my mistake, carry on

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Good we can finally post about Trump getting his own Skibidi and it's going to be so much bigger and better than Biden's.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Sorry, posting about Trump and Biden would be jokes and also dunking on reactionaries. We don't want to scare people away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

But how will I ever be a power-user if I cannot post shit? Well then, fine. Just delete me... like throw me in the trash where shitposters like me belong. felix-trash

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It shouldn't be that difficult. There's never been anything funny on this site to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

That's the spirit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

My favorite segment of Boonta Vista is the shipping report. The no deaths and no jokes maritime report on collisions and ships in distress.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Imagine * snicker * if * barely suppressed laughter* instead it was * tee hee hee * the shitting report!!