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Be honest with me would this pickup line work on you

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yes it would, I think to elevate it you have to work "leg" into the setup somehow. do you go to the gym?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

No, I don't go to the gym unfortunately. I can take it back to the drawing board to try to get legs into the equation

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

100% hit rate so far I'm gunna try this one out in the club

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes it would work on me. U me and a leg

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Habibeanis ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

what if significant other (cutie(box in romanian)) says "legoom", what do

spoilermy mom unironically read "cutie pie" on one of my niece's shirts like in romanian, she thought it meant a box

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

U r a box (affectionate) ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

i love building brown bricks with minecrap so i am actual box

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you prefer crunchy or smooth?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Really depends. There's one I sometimes get called smunchy that's the best of both worlds that I'll have on toast, PB&Js etc. But in things like smoothies, sauces, satay etc. I prefer smooth

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ya, it is nice to have some level of graininess in a lot of situations, but sometimes that extra smooth is ideal. I also like to just crunch up a few legumes in the ol' mortar and pestle for that fresh crunchy crumble vibe. The legume continuum of texture is vast.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

In conclusion, legume is a land of contrast

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I hate myself but

"Let's put your legs aside"