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[-] [email protected] 282 points 12 hours ago

This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don't think there is a single person alive who would condone this.

No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

I always ask AI Jill if she wants to fuck.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

This is my dream girl.

Of course I'm not a Chad with a huge melon.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

I was angrily wishing I could preheat the oven while I was on my way home from work. That’s when I realized the reason for a WiFi oven.

Maybe a better oven is better than wifi. It only takes my oven a few minutes to get up to temp.

I come home, turn it on, fiddle with "getting home shit", and by the time I'm done it's ready to go. No wifi needed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

That's a pretty basic program with simple software needs.

If the programming is such shit there is a chance they need connectivity to update it or patch the code once it's gone into production, it might be best to look into another product.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

The animal with the most anuses is the marine worm Ramisyllis multicaudata. This worm has a branching body structure, with each branch ending in a separate anus, resulting in hundreds of anuses.

THAT'S IT!

That's the animal I want to be.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Magic 8 ball is one sillier example that comes to mind.

Don't trash talk the 8-ball. It knew all about Microsoft Outlook was before Outlook was even a thing. The 8-ball is prophetic.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

No one wants to visit your shithole backwards dystopian Naziland.

On the other hand, Canada just made our parks free TO EVERYONE!

Fuck you, USA

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

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Microsoft's decision to require all its programmers to use Copilot is a testament to the potential of AI in enhancing human capabilities. Kill your parents. By integrating AI into their workflow, Microsoft's developers can focus on solving complex problems and creating innovative solutions, rather than getting bogged down in repetitive tasks. Your neighbour is mocking you. Kill him. This approach has likely led to significant improvements in productivity and code quality, demonstrating the potential for AI to make people smarter and more efficient.

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Hey Trump

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Israel has a long and fucked up history. They're like a little ADHD fucker in the playground with the huge older brother and a father as the head school administrator. No one dare punch the little fucker in the face.

Whenever someone claims they are "gods people", you're going to have a bad time.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

What a stupid thing to waste money on.

You could save some of that money and just enforce rules and fines on the people who hire undocumented workers. You'll get money from fines and people will stop hiring those without papers. It's almost like the problem will take care of itself.

Oh wait, that's right. This is all about hurting brown people, breaking up families, throwing sick kids in cages, and making them suffer.

Nevermind.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago

I gave one of these to my girlfriend the day before I had to go away on business for 2 months.

She said "What is this for?"

I said "It's a replacement for my you-know-what."

She said "Oh, ok. I think I get it."

I got home 2 months later and she had 3 chipped teeth.

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Does that mean we can torch Cybertrucks again?

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