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A few colleagues and I were sat at our desks the other day, and one of them asked the group, "if you were an animal, what animal would you be?"

I answered with my favourite animal, and we had a little discussion about it. My other colleague answered with two animals, and we tossed those answers back and forth, discussing them and making jokes. We asked the colleague who had asked the question what they thought they'd be, and we discussed their answer.

Regular, normal, light-hearted (time wasting lol) small talk at work between friendly coworkers.

We asked the fourth coworker. He said he'd ask ChatGPT.

It was a really weird moment. We all just kind of sat there. He said the animal it came back with, and that was that. Any further discussion was just "yeah that's what it said" and we all just sort of went back to our work.

That was weird, right? Using ChatGPT for what is clearly just a little bit of friendly small talk? There's no bad blood between any of us, we hang out a lot, but it just struck me as really weird and a little bit sad.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Hahaha that's brutal 😂

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 hours ago

this is not just friendly small talk, but questions like this are aimed to make people talk about themselves, in a way tell other people what kind of person they are. what superpower you'd have, what animal you'd be, what you would do with a million dollars, what one book/album you would take to an island to read/listen to forever...

these don't have a right answer and they reveal something about the people discussing it. asking a machine like it's some puzzle to solve is extremely fucking weird. the lengths people go to just not to use their noggin is concerning.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago

It sure revealed something about the person who used ChatGPT, so mission accomplished.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I refuse to believe he asked chatgpt his favorite animal that's absurd

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 hours ago

There is a lot of novelty in “let’s ask the thing” and always has been.

Magic 8 ball is one sillier example that comes to mind.

But asking Siri dumb shit, asking Alexa dumb shit.

Now if they used ChatGPT instead of having their own original thoughts … weird.

Maybe they’re uncomfortable in that situation and just wanted to add a novel response.

To your point, yeah it’s weird, but it doesn’t have to be.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Magic 8 ball is one sillier example that comes to mind.

Don't trash talk the 8-ball. It knew all about Microsoft Outlook was before Outlook was even a thing. The 8-ball is prophetic.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

That was them using ChatGPT instead of having their own original thoughts, wasn't it? That's what struck me as so weird.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

Dunno, sounds more like it was passive aggressive signal that he wasn't interested in the conversation to me.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

This made me think of that "I Think you Should Leave" sketch where Tim Robinson's character feels left out at the office for not having a funny YouTube video to watch, so the next day he tells them he has one and it's a video he created and posted the night before with only one view and they all immediately know he made it but he pretends he just found it lol

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

I'd be a thistle tortoise beetle.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Ooh, never heard of those. Yknow it's interesting, I don't think many people pick bugs for this question!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

It has a penis longer than its entire body. Before I get eaten by a bird, I want to parade that thing around.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago

It's weird yes lol. Something about someone using AI in casual conversation is very... Unnatural. Friend of mine loves to generate AI images and a reaction. I hate it

[-] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago

Don't leave us hanging OP, what's your fursona?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

Hahaha, sorry, I know the suspense must be killing you 😂 I said binturong, because they're my fave animal, and the one time I saw one in real life it just lay around sighing and huffing which is sort of my lifestyle choice too

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Awww, it looks like a red panda after crawling out of a tar pit!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

She ain't getting out of no tar pit with that broken wrist.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

They so do!!!

They have prehensile tails and their glands smell like popcorn! Apparently, I didn't shove my face in there to test tbh

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago

I dont think this is an AI problem.

It's just a human interaction / small talk problem, which have existed since the dawn of time.

I personally have no idea what animal I would be and I doubt id really get involved in that conversation, beyond whatever it took to be polite and not unpleasant.

I wouldn't have asked chatgpt because I hate chatgpt, but I can imagine why someone would do that as a polite non-answer.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Yeah I can see that, it's definitely one of those annoying and inane questions.

In this context though, we're friendly and have known each other for multiple years. We've definitely had more pointless conversations, which is why this interaction in particular stood out to me as particularly weird!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

It's happening, I have friends who are picking up this habit as well.

One was scared about the remarks of Iran a few weeks ago, and asked ChatGPT whether they would move war to Europe. As if this software trained on Internet bullshit was the Oracle of Delphi.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago

"Jackson, what the fuck was that? Don't ever do that again. Fucking ew."

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 18 hours ago

“Yeah, dude, I wasn’t asking ChatGPT, I was asking you!!”

That guy is weird af.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Haha yeah I was tempted to say something like that but ultimately just didn't want to get into it

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[-] [email protected] -1 points 6 hours ago

Dont use these situations to put the 'weird' label on the guy.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Where'd I call him weird? :)

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