BREAKING: "If you want free healthcare, then we'll take theirs!" - Joe Biden in shocking new declaration of war against Canada. US troops have crossed 49th parallel, entered Victoria, Windsor, Niagara : fakenews

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Yes, ha ha ha…YES

[+] Parsani@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

i don't think they had free healthcare back in 1812. perhaps the greater motivation of healthcare shall ensure an american victory

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

You're thinking of the time before last. The last one was in 1995, when Sheriff Bud Boomer went on a rampage up in Niagara. Michael Moore did a documentary and everything!

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

wtf I love Biden now

[-] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: The White House was painted white after we came down and set fire to it. 1812.

https://www.whitehousehistory.org/videos/the-burning-of-the-white-house

[-] idk837384 1 points 2 years ago

By "we" you mean the UK mostly. In modern times if the US for some reason invaded Canada we'd have zero chance whatsoever and would be levelled to the ground.