His friends and family are loading up before the long weekend. He'll walk it back by Monday and then they'll all sell on Tuesday.
I'm not following...
Should be the name of your biography.
"Agent Knowwaynohow, we have a mission of the upmost importance. We're losing our battle against Liberal Democracy and we need your help. Take your youtube channel with less than 1200 views per video and start posting pro-China videos. This way we can combat the might of CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, OAN, Sky, NYT, Wapo, BBC, The Guardian, basically all of Western Media. Sure it's a multibillion dollar industry that spans the globe but we can beat it when you get 30k subscribers and your top video has 400k views. For your hard work on this we will pay you....with a cruise?"
Don't even get me started on the amount of dirty tricks they could play. The congressional building staff are probably anti-Trump. You could team up with them and fuck with Republicans.
- Stop emptying their trash
- Stop cleaning their bathrooms
- Find their favorite bathroom and close it
- Change meeting rooms on them, fuck up the whole meeting schedule
- Cut off their internet access periodically
- Fuck with their parking
- Find out their favorite foods and stop serving them in the cafeteria
- Change the locks on their doors or put superglue in them
- Throw their umbrellas in the garbage
- Throw away their remote controls to their TVs
- Hijack their TVs and show shit they don't like
- Put fake crickets and other noise makers around their office
- Put really dim bulbs in all their lights
- Stinkbombs
- Put red ink in their blue pens
- Stop buying them office supplies
There is no end to my fucking pettiness and you best believe their lives would be fucking hell. That's not even getting into the physical threats and battery that would come next. You can throw lots of sand in the gears. I'll make LBJ cry.
They're going to find Allen Dulles hooked up like Mr House and then get ventilated.
Remember when he wen to court and libs were like "He'll go through the process, no special treatment"
Now they're like "Well Trump and Trump but Trump trumped trump trump"
If you're still in line, stay in line. They have to let you vote.
The battle against Chapo is coming about 8 years too late. The mods in-favor make it sound like the heyday of the Bernie bro. Most people here don't even listen to Chapo or care about it in any way that shapes their interactions.
Everyone who isn't trans is secretly trans and everyone who is openly trans is faking it to be good at sports.
Libs are now bullying our first neurodivergent president.
Libs can't even commit to a shot.
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Today we call upon the full power of the united states executive system to investigate barney the dinosaur for too many smiles and hugs. -very normal empire a few decades before dissolving