[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

Today we call upon the full power of the united states executive system to investigate barney the dinosaur for too many smiles and hugs. -very normal empire a few decades before dissolving

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

His friends and family are loading up before the long weekend. He'll walk it back by Monday and then they'll all sell on Tuesday.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm not following...

Should be the name of your biography.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago

"Agent Knowwaynohow, we have a mission of the upmost importance. We're losing our battle against Liberal Democracy and we need your help. Take your youtube channel with less than 1200 views per video and start posting pro-China videos. This way we can combat the might of CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, OAN, Sky, NYT, Wapo, BBC, The Guardian, basically all of Western Media. Sure it's a multibillion dollar industry that spans the globe but we can beat it when you get 30k subscribers and your top video has 400k views. For your hard work on this we will pay you....with a cruise?"

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Trump is in office. There's a global pandemic spreading. There are protests in the streets.

What year is it?

[-] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

Don't even get me started on the amount of dirty tricks they could play. The congressional building staff are probably anti-Trump. You could team up with them and fuck with Republicans.

  • Stop emptying their trash
  • Stop cleaning their bathrooms
  • Find their favorite bathroom and close it
  • Change meeting rooms on them, fuck up the whole meeting schedule
  • Cut off their internet access periodically
  • Fuck with their parking
  • Find out their favorite foods and stop serving them in the cafeteria
  • Change the locks on their doors or put superglue in them
  • Throw their umbrellas in the garbage
  • Throw away their remote controls to their TVs
  • Hijack their TVs and show shit they don't like
  • Put fake crickets and other noise makers around their office
  • Put really dim bulbs in all their lights
  • Stinkbombs
  • Put red ink in their blue pens
  • Stop buying them office supplies

There is no end to my fucking pettiness and you best believe their lives would be fucking hell. That's not even getting into the physical threats and battery that would come next. You can throw lots of sand in the gears. I'll make LBJ cry.

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People don't know this but the bag is actually for your after-meal defecation. The napkins are actually toilet paper.

It's innovations like these that have kept fast food relevant for decades.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago

They're going to find Allen Dulles hooked up like Mr House and then get ventilated.

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Since Trump is about to wipe out the DoE with an executive order, remember that Biden could have forgiven all federal loans. The parliament smokers couldn't have stopped him. Congress couldn't have stopped him. He could have done it and it would have hurt nothing because Trump would have just closed it down anyways.

Biden didn't because he didn't want to. The people around him could have talked him into it, but they didn't want to. The representatives could have went with a different nominee who would be more personally amicable to debt relief, but those people aren't nominated on purpose. Nobody was stopped by procedure. The procedure worked as planned.

Moreover, Joe Biden owes us $2,000

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answering every problem by starting with the premise that it's wrong to kill rich people and working backwards from that.

(actually way less succinct)

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Since liberals are not going to be posting twitter screenshots anymore, the only people left still doing it are fascists and us. This presents a unique dialectical moment in history where we can take control of the narrative and directly combat nazis through screenshots.

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I can tell you, from my personal experience, that after five-ish years of learning Brazilian Jui-Jitsu (definitely less consistently than a child growing up around it would); I'm more proficient than a blackbelt five year old.

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Can't have shit.

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First the obvious, NVIDIA is selling shovels in a gold rush. They are going to talk up AI and make it super important to everything. But I think the lede being buried is that AI will allow capital to multiply their extraction of surplus value.

They revealed multi-frame generation for video games. They take a normally generated frame, double it using AI. That's normal framegen. The new product uses more AI to generate several other frames from the one it generated before. You increase your frame rate using AI generated frames.

The reason they do that at all is because it's incredibly hard to generate extra frames through normal rendering techniques. Native 60fps at native 1080p is extremely expensive. Trying to push that to 120fps on commercial hardware would be expensive for everyone. So instead they just generate 20 480p frames and use AI to scale it up and to generate more frames.

It's a little shaky, but think about that in terms of production. They are able to take a frame honestly produced, apply AI, and get more out of it.

Food analogy/Imagine Burger: For every 1 hamburger a frycook produces, AI instantly makes it a double and makes 3 more of them. You've taken the $5 that the worker produced and making it into $20. Except you don't give the frycook any credit and pay a small fee for computing power.

I know it's computers and it's not analogous to markets. But the bad analogy got me thinking about what if they could apply AI to certain productive areas and extract more surplus. It's bionic workers, except they don't get the benefits. So it's not about replacing jobs with AI. That's a red herring. It's about taking the jobs that exist and using tech to get more out of it.

That's nothing new. But I think the new part is less of a reliance of workers and somehow even more of an ownership of production. These things can't exist without workers, people feeding them. But at the same time the math doesn't work out. You can't have one worker making a hamburger and 3 other people paying for copies. Because those other people are workers too and they need to get their money from somewhere. You're basically inflating demand using AI, not with real people.

Like Moore's law, maybe the space between horrible new configuration of capital and revolution will grow increasingly shorter. This may be the age of undead capital, dead capital that lives again because they use AI animate it.

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hmmmmmmm.

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It's pretty cute and dresses up class politics with Greek mythology. The world building is pretty good. It's modern day society if the Greek pantheon were real.

spoilerZeus became addicted to consuming souls after killing Cronus. He industrialized the consumption of human souls. The gods dress up this horrifying fact with bread & circuses and lies about how the system works.

Zeus hears a prophecy that his reign will end and starts acting out. He starts killing humans in order to re-establish his dominance. Humans start to rebel against the gods.

One of the main characters (Caeneus) is an Amazonian who was kicked out after transitioning from girl to boy. So the show does little things like that which reflect the original mythology but puts it in modern terms.

Orpheus is Ed Sheeran. Prometheus and Charon are lovers. The underworld is a labor camp for people who weren't buried with their coins.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago

Remember when he wen to court and libs were like "He'll go through the process, no special treatment"

Now they're like "Well Trump and Trump but Trump trumped trump trump"

[-] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago

If you're still in line, stay in line. They have to let you vote.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

The battle against Chapo is coming about 8 years too late. The mods in-favor make it sound like the heyday of the Bernie bro. Most people here don't even listen to Chapo or care about it in any way that shapes their interactions.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago

Everyone who isn't trans is secretly trans and everyone who is openly trans is faking it to be good at sports.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago

Libs are now bullying our first neurodivergent president.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago

Libs can't even commit to a shot.

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