Garbanzo

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It's like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I'll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Most are just going to laugh at you and be as unhelpful as possible if you come at them like that. You're just giving them an excuse to stick to the script and tell you to pound sand. If you let them know it's not personal but you're angry at the company and keep your approach professional they're much more likely to think outside the box, bend the rules, or escalate your issue to get things taken care of.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Matthew Shepard shoulda stayed strapped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm actually talking about guns, and yes, they should be easier to get. The government and the wealthy should concern themselves with improving material conditions to avoid unrest instead of trying to monopolize the capacity for violence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My shop makes big ones and little ones, but the big ones are always sold out by the time I drag my ass over there

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

by the time Windows 11 rolled around it was full-featured enough to serve as a complete Control Panel replacement most of the time, with a handful of exceptions made for especially obscure changes

TIL managing Outlook profiles is obscure

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

I can walk into any donut shop and I already know what I want. If you can't do that I suspect you're some kind of foreign agent who isn't familiar with what you might find in a donut shop.

BTW, it's apple fritters, and I'll have three, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

JD: I saw some dudes on TikTok that were showing off amazing advances in toupee technology

Barber: I got you fam

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You guys still get commercials?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

There's not enough room for the addresses of all the citizens of Tulsa

 

You gotta do something about it.

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