Yes, three of your best glazy, sprinkled ones frau shopkeep.

To my eternal dismay, all the donut shops in my town stopped making buttermilk bars, so I have to go in with a "stretch" donut and have a safety donut (old-fashioned glazed) as my most likely order.

Nah bro, I want to be delighted. What is your specialty. What's the best thing you make? Got anything weird? If it's just standard fare or a chain place, I let the Whims of Fate guide my hand.

If you got'em, I'll take a Bismarck (or Boston Creme, whatever you want to call them, the chocolate covered cream filled one). If not, maybe you're the type of donut shop that also has cinnamon rolls? No?

Just a coffee, then, please.

mine makes the best pink with rainbow sprinkles. they're raspberry.

Ingloriously genius post!

Tractor wheel for me thank you

Haha, yes, apple fritters are the best, but the place by me makes them so big I only have to order the one.

My headcanon is that they picked Vance because his name sounds like Pence and that made it easier for Trump to remember

Yeah, but he didn't even have that ready to go. If that's what you're getting, you should know it before you walk thru the door. He seemed to be making it up on the spot.

And if you got a list, good, I'd rather know you know what you want, rather than awkwardly trying to make small talk while failing at the simple task of donut ordering (all for some nonsense PR campaign).

Agreed, but I find that most donut shops either have fantastic glazed and their assorted is bad, or vice versa.

Much prefer one or the other.

But also... Just buy a round of donuts for everyone standing in line would be the best bet for making a good impression (out of his own pocket, not from the campaign funds)