Yes, three of your best glazy, sprinkled ones frau shopkeep.

To my eternal dismay, all the donut shops in my town stopped making buttermilk bars, so I have to go in with a "stretch" donut and have a safety donut (old-fashioned glazed) as my most likely order.

Nah bro, I want to be delighted. What is your specialty. What's the best thing you make? Got anything weird? If it's just standard fare or a chain place, I let the Whims of Fate guide my hand.

If you got'em, I'll take a Bismarck (or Boston Creme, whatever you want to call them, the chocolate covered cream filled one). If not, maybe you're the type of donut shop that also has cinnamon rolls? No?

Just a coffee, then, please.

Ingloriously genius post!

mine makes the best pink with rainbow sprinkles. they're raspberry.

Tractor wheel for me thank you

Haha, yes, apple fritters are the best, but the place by me makes them so big I only have to order the one.