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me trying to explain the giant mess I made while drunk cooking

We're losing valuable comedic timing every day he doesn't die. Shit sucks dude. Like he's going to have to kick it loony tunes style if he makes it past inauguration day but I'm starting to fear he's just going to "pass peacefully surrounded by his loved ones" next April. He needs to fall down the airplane stairs. Try to drive again. Even just publicly eating some chicken wings would probably work at this point. If he were still running we could hope for a mid speech heart attack like that one nazi but no they had to lock him away because we aren't allowed any joy at all

Prayers up for my wife who is currently visiting her MSNBC addicted mom for a couple days. Had no idea there was a debate, and I don't think she does either, but oh fuck is she going to go through hell tonight. I've watched cable news with this woman and it is always just beyond excruciating. We had to implement a no politics rule for phone calls because they would all just turn into her ranting about whatever was on MSNBC for hours on end, but I don't think that's going to apply for the debate

I mean yeah sure, but also I am certain that the average dog has a much more pungent odor than most people. I think people who live with dogs stop being able to smell it after a while.

And like I'm sure dogs are great when left to themselves and not forced into urban environments where they seem to spend most of the day in a barking overstimulated frenzy between making all public spaces smell like fresh wet dog shit.

My problem isn't really the dogs themselves, but rather the people who feel like they need one regardless of their housing situation or ability to properly care for them, which unfortunately is just about every dog owning neighbor I've ever had.

I feel like this would give me the most intense motion sickness of my life

I think this opinion is shared by every dogless person who has ever lived in an apartment complex.

And why are people taking their dogs into the grocery store and restaurants now? What the fuck is going on people it's disgusting.

China just let in a stoppage time goal to lose to a 10 man KSA in world cup qualifying. Zero points out of their first two games is, uh, not good, but at least it's been against the two strongest teams in the group. They're going to have to clean up the rest of the way if they're going to qualify. I just don't know if they can do it. Honestly they do not look good.

From what I've seen on chinese social media it's a pretty big hit but I don't doubt there are some legit criticisms out there. It's a fun game, nothing mind blowing, but I love playing any game I can with mandarin audio / subtitles + english UI for language practice. Also I'm trash at these types of games so I get a lot of practice in watching the same battle intros several times over lol

Yeah exactly lmao I'm pretty much the same age

The point is how incredibly pathetic it is to be this age and still finding joy from trolling a tiny forum. Like if that's the best entertainment you can conjure up you've made decades of mistakes buddy lol

Brother I am over 40 years old

lol I would simply not admit that after posting like you have all afternoon

You won't be laughing when that 1 million gets you into the room where headliner Martin Shkreli is going to play the unreleased wutang album