Your racist grandfather vs the smug and condescending ivy-league grad who doesn’t even try to hide their contempt for you.

Folks, all the best people have been saying that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood

can you all please stop commenting while they’re doing their closing speeches? some of us are trying to Decide

In a just world Kamala's answer on climate change would've gotten her laughed off the stage.

Both will pretend to be stupid and argue on terms they know are made up nonsense but neither can call the other out on it without calling out themselves.

Post-debate news commentators will discuss the debate and provide a negative amount of insight. Nothing will change, maybe Kamala will do another “I’m speaking” epic brat girlboss moment when Trump talks over her.

I have a private bingo card and if I fill the board I’m ending my own life.

Upvote to become Venezuela on steroids

Please please please someone clip Trump saying "I got involved with the Taliban"

America deserves another 9/11

Lol Trump is going hard with the anti-immigrant Nazi talking points about Haitians eating pets. This really is going to turn into a genocide-off.

'Where is our president? Is he even alive?'

Another golden one-liner from America's funniest president lmao luv u Don

Kamala is over relying on your average American having any concern, respect, or reverence for the Capital, Camp David, etc.

It’s also amazing that you’d critique the negotiation of a peace deal with enemies, who else are you gonna make deals?

Cowards should've held it on 9/11.

Trump will say some openly fascist things, but with low energy, which will make him lose some of his fans.

Kamala will say some even more wildly fascist things, but with a veneer of civility and euphemisms, making her the darling of the media pundit class.

"She wants to do Transgender Operations on Illegal Aliens that are in Jail!"

“I love small business owners like the nurse maid my mother paid to help raise me” was a wild move out the gate by Kamala. Extremely relateable and normal folks.

Kamala is gonna say the N word to show how Black she is.🤞

Fuck this shit man. It’s depressing in a different way from Joe Biden’s performance. Trump is such a piece of shit. Kamala sucks shit.

He finally answers a question and it's a terrible answer. Why would you just openly admit that you have no alternative plan to Obamnacare after 9 years? Huge unforced E, just make some shit up, it's not like anyone will remember it in three days.

So Kamala’s answer was just a round about way of saying she doesn’t want the Ukraine war to end and that they’ll keep sending weapons lmao

I'm gonna need to rip a blinker after this, Jesus. The world is so cooked.

Kamala calling Trump a landlord

It's weird to see someone who isn't 80 years old actually string coherent sentences together on the debate stage. Haven't seen that in a bit

It will be boring.

Media headlines:

• Trump HUMILIATED as Kamala SLAYS him at the debate
• Kamala CLAPS BACK at Trump with VICIOUS debate performance
• Kamala SURGES AHEAD in polls after decisive victory

this is the worst ad for voting I've ever watched

I'd put up bingo cards for this... but the Harris campaign has already made "official" ones and is selling them right now.

i wish biden was still alive this shit is so boring

i think kamala is technically "winning" the debate, but she's winning in a very hillary 2016 kind of way

I predict Donald Trump and Kamala Harris will get into a pissing contest about which of them will kill more Muslims and deport more refugees (whom they call "illegal immigrants")

Damn I just turned in to Trump on Ukraine

i didnt see anything yet but the gist of it is like this, right

I might vote for Kamala if she promises to raise a Transgender Alien Army

I'm at work so how's the debate going?

Which ethnic groups have both of them scapegoated so far?