chapotraphouse

We're losing valuable comedic timing every day he doesn't die. Shit sucks dude. Like he's going to have to kick it loony tunes style if he makes it past inauguration day but I'm starting to fear he's just going to "pass peacefully surrounded by his loved ones" next April. He needs to fall down the airplane stairs. Try to drive again. Even just publicly eating some chicken wings would probably work at this point. If he were still running we could hope for a mid speech heart attack like that one nazi but no they had to lock him away because we aren't allowed any joy at all