In response to u/FridayLives. Planet Fitness has been taking $10 a month from my bank account for years. They figured out if they stop taking the $30 annual BS fee from inactive members, most of us let $10 a month slide; and I did for a long time.

It’s 3x3 ft, legs fold under like a regular card table your grandparents broke out at family gatherings. Who knew that a standard white resin top folding table would cost so much.

My handkerchief supply has dwindled over the years. Time to re-up.

I do not have photographic evidence of this, so you dull gentlemen will have to take my word for it this time.

And he is the best boy I’ve ever had.

My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren't enough ingredients to call it a salad, because "it takes multiple ingredients". I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.