My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren't enough ingredients to call it a salad, because "it takes multiple ingredients". I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

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[–] 95 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lettuce alone is sufficient, but not necessary. As soon as you omit lettuce it takes multiple ingredients.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My nana calls that the β€œhoneymoon salad”, lettuce alone

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    [–] 54 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    So teeeeechnically, a salad is a dish composed of mixed ingredients. You could make the argument that you mix any two set of chopped ingredients and bingo bongo, it's a salad.

    However, I like to think that dishes' ingredients aren't a taxonomic thing, they're a probabilistic thing. In other words, there's no such thing as "not salad" or "salad", only shades of saladness.

    • Serve it cold? Ok it's saladier

    • It's made up of chopped ingredients? Saladier still

    • Those ingredients are mostly vegetables? Getting pretty saladish

    • They're mixed together? Even more salad like

    • They've got some sort of dressing mixed in? Now it's very likely a salad!

    ... and so on. To me, your SO'a dish has a pretty high Salad Probability^tm

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Well, the cube rule of food says anything without a starch/bread is a salad, if you want an absurd authority to point to: https://cuberule.com/

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    lettuce in a bowl is salad.

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I think 1 ingredient can be a salad as long as it's a very salady ingredient.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I would probably still call dressing on just lettuce a salad, although I would say it's an unusually basic one. 3 ingredients definitely counts.

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    One, if that ingredient is salad.

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  • [+] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    All you need is lettuce and salt. "Salad" is derived from the latin for salt: sal

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Been there and found out that If you dig deep enough almost everything is either a salad or a soup

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    [–] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I would argue the minimum number of ingredients is two.

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Can we first define "salad"?

    If it's cold ingredients, mixed together, then wilted iceberg lettuce and a gas station dressing packet is salad.

    So two.

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    [+] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)
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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    What about Kabelsalat?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Potato salad is often just potatoes with chives and Mayonnaise. Your SO is chatting shit imho.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    it's a salad, it's just a terrible one

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Two ingredients must be present for something to be a salad - a vegetable and a dressing. I make all sorts of salads. Some have lettuce, some don’t. I make salad with just fennel and an oil/vinegar dressing. I make salad with tomatoes & cucumbers with a dressing. What she ate was 100% a salad. This is a weird fight.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I grew up with the notion that chopped tomato sprinkled with coarse salt is a salad.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    One vegetable and dressing is enough if you need a utensil to eat it. Example: cucumber salad.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    You can make tomato salad with just tomato and onion.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Take lettuce for example.

    If you put a lot of lettuce in a bowl.. What do you have? A Salad?

    NO. You have a bowl of lettuce.

    You put a second object in the lettuce bowl (Crouton, dressing, another veg, whatever), Now do you have a Salad?

    Yes. You have a salad.

    There is no maximum ingredient count for a salad, but you must have a minimum of two items for a salad.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    As long as there's no structural starch it's a salad https://cuberule.com/

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    One. But it needs to be a vegetable AND have dressing AND be chopped into bite sized parts AND be raw.

    If any of the previous conditions isn't met, then you need at least two ingredients.

    So, yes, cucumbers and onion with ranch most definitely is a salad.

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    [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Carrot salad is just shredded carrots with dressing made from mustard mixed with oil, but I'd challenge you to take a bite of that and tell me it's not a salad.

    Now mix up uncut baby carrots, celery sticks, cherry tomatoes, and cucumber slices. I'll give you a bowl of ranch, and if you pour it in try to eat it like a salad instead of using them as dip, there's something wrong with you

    Salads aren't about ingredient counts, they're about preparation

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    2 minium?

    • A base, such as lettuce, pasta, boiled potato or rice.
    • Some salad-worthy veggie or fruit.
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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I would say the important distinction is in presentation. Was it a bowl of onion and cucumber mixed together with ranch? If so salad. Was it a plate with a pile of cucumber and a pile of onion, with ranch for dipping? If so crudites.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Oxford dictionary says:

    Originally derived from the Latin sal for salt, meaning something dipped into salt. Now normally a dish of uncooked vegetables; either a mixed salad or just one item (commonly lettuce or tomato).

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    If i chop up a cucumber and throw it in a bowl with some vinegarette, I call it a cucumber salad.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    There is tomato salad. Just tomatoes, oil, vinegar, salt and pepper.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    If you're telling me grapes in a bowl doesn't count as fruit salad, then I guess I've never had a salad.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Her salad did have multiple ingredients.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    When will the divorce be final?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Have a look at the bottle of ranch dressing, and count all the chemicals in there. Is the count of ingredients necessary for a salad now OK?

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