Made him a US president?

Life pro tip: use chopsticks

Well if they swam in them like Scrooge McDuck.

Those bags don’t look well sealed either so he’s going to be eating and peeing rocks.

I bet it's the start and or end of the run or something. Cheeto seconds. Maybe he slipped a guy $60 and the guy didn't have to carry them to the dumpster.

There's no outcome where that mattered to this insane man

Not if you eat them fast enough

You should know: if you have anything like cereal, cheetos, doritos, potato chips, or crackers and they've gone stale, but the taste itself is still OK; if you put them in the oven spread out on a pan at 350 for a few minutes, you can make them crispy again. Often times even better than when the bag was brand new.

Keep a very close eye on them while doing this. It may take 4 minutes to make them awesome again, but just a minute later they could taste burnt. After a couple minutes just grab one and try it every 30 or so seconds.

Assuming the guy is 6 ft, those bags look roughly to be 2m X 1m X 1m, using that and a bit of chatGPT to do the maths because I'm lazy, we're looking at roughly 2,500 large bags of Cheetos per clear bag

Which I'm guessing is only if the cheetos are packed perfectly at maximum density

But even if we half it and for every cheeto, there's an equivalent amount of volume as space, then we're still looking at a lot of bags, this is a bargain at approximately 5¢ per equivalent large bag

The maths it did in python apparently:

import math

# Dimensions of a Cheeto
length = 0.05  # in meters
diameter = 0.01  # in meters
radius = diameter / 2  # Radius is half the diameter

# Volume of a cylinder V = πr^2h
volume = math.pi * (radius ** 2) * length
# volume = 3.93x10^-6

# Volume of the bag
volume_of_bag = 2  # in cubic meters (2m x 1m x 1m)

# Number of Cheetos that fit in the bag
number_of_cheetos = volume_of_bag / volume
# number_of_cheetos = 509,296

# Number of Cheetos per large bag
cheetos_per_bag = 200

# Number of bags needed
number_of_bags = number_of_cheetos / cheetos_per_bag
# number_of_bags = 2,546

The Cheetos in the bags cost that much, not the bags themselves.

How did you infer the plastic bags themselves cost the entire price?

$1820... Definitely still cheaper than buying the same mass of cheetos from a store I guess...

It's a lot if Cheetos though

So I not only vote poofy, I leave a big bowl out so it goes stale and eat them chewy. My wife has thought of leaving me over it

Crunchy, and it's not even close. Not trying to eat cheese flavored packing peanuts.

Poofy, and it's not even close. Even Cartman knows:

"NO KITTY! These are my cheesy poofs!"