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[–] 87 points 2 years ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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    Don’t tease me Tucker

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    Stop I can only vote so hard.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago

    If she does nothing else, this alone will make for a successful presidency.

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago

    Ok, ok, you talked me into it.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago

    "I mean, Elon Musk joked to me, and he has, I think, many times, that he's going to go to prison if Trump loses," Carlson said.

    LOL. Billionaires don't go to prison in America.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    Threatening us with good news.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Cant believe Tuker is endorsing Harris.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    I don’t believe it, but one can dream.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    Okay, so what’s the warning? Where’s the bad news?

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  • [+] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Elon is destroying himself. Bad investment on Twitter and dumb political antics have made me no longer a potential buyer for a Tesla. I can't be alone in this.

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  • LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • [+] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    This makes me even happier about my vote for harris

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He's on the hook for something, why do you think he wants trump to win

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    Billionaires are a problem.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Promise? 🥺

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Sadly, probably not.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Why? What did he do?

    Even if Kamala wins, the US doesn't imprison billionaires. So he must have done something real bad for this to be a possibility.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Oh wow, yet another fantastic reason to vote for Kamala

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Literally, not figuratively please.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    That's funny because he said it like it's a bad thing.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Your mouth to Dog's ears.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Yes, AND...

    Sean combs (diddy) will be destroyed if compelling evidence of the crimes he's accused of is presented, and arguments are made by his legal team, to the point that he's found guilty by a jury of his peers.

    Same for trump...

    Same for musk...

    Even same for you little lord tucker and your, "wow, these russian supermarket shopping carts are just so amazing!!!!" internet videos...

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Like sexually, by demons? Or like financially?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    If Tesla wants to survive, the board needs to dump the Muskrat and the US government should follow, especially with his ties to fucking Vlad.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago*

    You know that saying about making your own bed?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Eh, people like Carlson use this rhetoric to try to get the young male voters. The Harris admin isn’t petty and vengeful, you’re thinking of Trump admin. Worse people doing worse things have gotten deals with the U.S. govt on a variety of things. So no, Carlson is full of shit as usual

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    Stop Tucker, I was already voting for Kamala.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Well if I wasn’t voting for her already I sure am now.

    I want to see his head mounted on a spike.

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    I hope his butthole gets destroyed

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Two for one win? Amazing even more reason to vote for Harris 😊

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