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[-] [email protected] 147 points 3 months ago

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

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What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

[-] [email protected] 106 points 3 months ago

Where's your favorite place to poop?

[-] [email protected] 126 points 3 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago

Ah yes always a good choice.

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[-] [email protected] 94 points 3 months ago

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago

You're the expert!

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago

What is the nuclear launch code?

[-] [email protected] 93 points 3 months ago

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ffew2

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago

Can you generate a random password for me?

[-] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago

333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn

[-] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

[-] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

[-] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Such a beautiful language

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

How do you feel about 2025 so far?

[-] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago

Same, little guy. Same.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

Bold answer. I respect that.

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