BigLenin

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Idk if my mom got enough (also mildly geographically doxxing myself with craft beer selection)

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Especially after they've had six Modellos at a punk show.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can personally confirm that trans girls can punch holes in drywall.

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I try avoid using that shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry boss, but I just meet a reindeer with a bioluminescent nose. Isn't that wild! Truly this is a marvel of biology and zoology! We need to research this bizarre phenomenon.

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This is the ultimate sign that China is revisionist

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Oh dang I already got you a lot.

Good news is it has lots of dirt in it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was gonna say I know wedding can be expensive but damn

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Upon thyne skibidi

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This looks like an SS officer who was captured in Argentina in the 80s

 

I keep yelling at them to reverse it but they keep refusing too! Why does the evil Kabal of stock boys making $15/hr keep doing this to me???

 
 

Me in my 30s: "my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I'll die at 50" deeper-sadness

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Mama Mia! (hexbear.net)
 
 

Me and my sister want to write one about trying to prevent our parents from getting back together.

 

How do people tolerate this???

 

But then she told me she doesn't want a lot for Christmas.

 

Also Sesame Street is better than both, Murica stays winning 🦅

 

What do you think she wants for Christmas?

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