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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Holy shit, he's a GAMER AND he has a GIRLFRIEND?

Okay, this is epic.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Okay, this is epic.

you-hear-about-video-games

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

press pause hit the skins then get back at the boss real hogs know

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

we postin hog again? hell yeah!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

She wants sex and he wants to play games? I guess that's his loss.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am in the middle of carrying a 'League of Legends' game, about to close it out, and my braless wife brings me a present (not asked for) with tinsel as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yeah but this one is wearing a bra so it's totally ok to tell her to hold on a minute

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Should've brought him a sandwich like Ninja's wife did

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

my braless wife give me a sandwish? better believe i'm fuckin

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

The joke is that she's over 18 and therefore too old for Tim Buckley.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This art style makes me so uncomfortable for some reason

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

this always happens to the fellas edgeworth-shrug