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Anon plays the used car market in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

Bacon brings peace to the Middle East. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"

Learn something new every day... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

Northern mockingbird watching me work in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

@Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it's job.

Selective Autism in c/[email protected]
Transformation complete in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

I heard that images can't be deleted from Lemmy instances, due to bugs and various implementation details. Here is an image that has been deleted from the internet, to see if that fixes it. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?

Games rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

Say hello to my little friends in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

@dohpaz42
I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
@ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b

Porifera Robbie Rhomboidal Slacks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

@MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey

Thanks for getting my hopes up, jerk. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish

I have heard you guys on Lemmy like Linux, what do you think about this old picture of my desktops from 2010-2011. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@kratoz29 The linux desktop on a LSD screen

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I was not satisfied with the available dating apps. So I launched my own free studfinder app for mobile and now I'm getting lots of attention from men that are really good with their hands. (media.kbin.social)
 

I was not satisfied with the available dating apps. So I launched my own free studfinder app for mobile and now I'm getting lots of attention from men that are really good with their hands.

Most of them are complaining that the app doesn't work to find nails with their phone...
That's my demographic;
Gullible guys, who are not afraid to handle some tools ;)

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