How the fuck he fold towels?

That chin was made for a beard.

If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin

You were great on MythBusters

That is.. unfortunate.

Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?

He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club

Jawless execution!

Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?

You can have it all my empire of dirt.

Holy shit he's a San'Shyuum

The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.

Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch

It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.

I dont like live action worms apocalypse.

Gah! Put it back!!

How does this guy fold a blanket?

Man is goitered to the hilt

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

Classic toehead

It’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.