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How the fuck he fold towels?
That is a downside. But on the upside, he's immune to hanging.
I'm up a lot earlier than usual and I've had too much coffee and this has me cry laughing. Thank you.
What?
I think I can transalte: "How can he fold towels if he doesn't have a chin?"
Cause most people hold the middle part of the towel with their chin when folding.
This is the best image I could quickly find -
But why?
Am I secretly a towel folding genius? I don't see how that's remotely required?
It's usually blankets that are folded using the chin. Maybe they have gigantic towels.
Those are the best towels. See also "hang-dried floofy towel bliss".
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I have to imagine that not a single pillow in his house has a pillowcase on it.
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You win Lemmy today. Hit me like a train... dyin' over here.
That chin was made for a beard.
What chin?
There's a slight bump there.
You sure that's not a pimple?
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You mean his check?
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If there was ever a man that deserves the ability to grow a full and thick beard, is this man. Alas, nature is sadistic.
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Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!
It's a good thing I was already sitting on the toilet because I shat myself laughing
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He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
"Quit cuttin' 'em down, or I'll bite off your knees!"
Never shave unless you're certain you have a chin
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You were great on MythBusters
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That is.. unfortunate.
Can we all see your best Earthworm Jim costume this year? Pretty please?
He looks like Jamie Hyneman. If Jamie wasn't a walrus in disguise but an earthworm.
An earthworm disguised as a walrus disguised as Jamie Hyneman.
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They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
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On the plus side they are now turtly enough for the turtle club
Jawless execution!
Why my mans look like he speak for the trees?
You can have it all my empire of dirt.
Holy shit he's a San'Shyuum
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The genetic lottery was not kind to this man.
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Time for a Bob's Burgers rewatch
It's like a small planetoid; it has its own weather system! Like an orange on a toothpick! Lookit the size o' that thing! Oh, he's gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huuge pillo'.
I dont like live action worms apocalypse.
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Gah! Put it back!!
How does this guy fold a blanket?
Man is goitered to the hilt
As soon as I saw this I thought "Get this man some iodine, stat! Or, conversely, stop giving this man so much iodine!"
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@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!
Classic toehead
It’s so cartoonish, I love it so much. This man looks absurd.
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