"It’s, you know, claim denied on my prayers there,” referring to rote and unserious condolences.

I love how bourgeois media is just collectively pretending they don't know what the word "deny" means

Sir a second ambulance has left Mar-a-Lago

House is shaping up to be really close. Even if it goes Republican looking like probably within a few seats, hopefully close enough of a check to prevent the free flow of chud hooliganry.

it's looking like Nebraska might simultaneously guarantee abortion to viability (up ~10 points) and ban abortion after the first trimester (within a point). Voters are so fuckin stupid

Looking like they went all in on Atlanta suburbs and got burned

I think RN/Ensemble coalition is unworkable, at least right now. Macron's brand is staked too much in being the safeguard against the fascists, and I don't see RN having any reason to hitch themselves to what has been a very unpopular administration. At the very least, these results mean that if either Macron or RN wants a functional right-wing government, the political costs are going to be severe.

It's true, we fan't beat them

Elon Musk's net worth is listed at 225.2B USD. The highest-budgeted film of all time (Star Wars: The Force Awakens) had an inflation-adjusted budget of 552M USD. This means that if Elon were able to fully liquidate his wealth, he could create a cinematic universe of some 400+ movies about his relationship with his ex-wife, with each movie breaking the record for highest-budgeted film of all time - even assuming $0 in gross revenues from this franchise.

all white people look the same