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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago

"communism is when you get a felony conviction for doing fraud or something"

mystery-emotespeech-l

marx

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

lathe-of-heaven

This kind of shit is basically Nazi rhetoric. Only difference is that they're using accusing people of being Marxists instead of Bolsheviks. It's the same thing with "cultural Marxism", which the Nazis called "cultural Bolshevism".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

yeah this whole wave has made me uncomfortable for the first time in a while... usually right wing derangement and twitter doesn't bother me at all but this wave - it's so detached from reality and so thirsty for retribution. Strong nazi vibes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trumpists were fantasizing about killing their neighbors and grandpas for being democrats in 2019. The only thing that came from it were some isolated suicides and familial murder suicides (one of which was a suicide pact)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lol. Yeah I mean luckily it's all so disorganised that at worst we get another hilarious Jan 6 except maybe this time someone will shoot Anansi Pelosi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

These are some of the dumbest most inane people in the country. It’s so much Lulzy fun tbh, I drink their tears

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

The more they show their hand the more vulnerable they becime

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago

I wish we lived in the world the chuds think we do k-pain

[–] [email protected] 58 points 5 months ago

One political group has been known to scheme for decades to pack the courts, but I don't think it's marxists projection

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago

why do they keep making us sound powerful and cool, I will never be this cool god damn it

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

guy who kills cops because he thinks they're marxist revolutionaries

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hung jury on whether he's cool

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

It’s like their brains have been somehow encoded to another plane of existence where the laws of physical reality are opposite to ours

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

This seems like a good place to ask, where can I see more of these cope/delusional call for war posts? I'm really into this specific kind of cringe where people who take political theater seriously make these big speeches like they think they're in a movie, it tickles me. I'm not making a Twitter account though

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you find out let me know, these days I just see whatever floats to the top of the dunk tank.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

these days I just see whatever floats to the top of the dunk tank.

Same! Which sucks because they keep getting removed for rule 8. I fear even this very post hasn't much longer left. scared

..unless this draino fool is someone important I'm not aware of?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Here you go https://patriots.win/

This is where the_donald redditors ran off to. Go back to posts from 2019 for the most deranged fantasies lol.

Here’s a funny one https://patriots.win/p/17tKixDdkk

Nah I'd like to see their lives ended and I dont much care about the legality of it when they just completely destroyed the legitimacy of the justice system.

They dug their own graves when they decided to betray the constitution, fuck them all, may they drink deep from the vintage of the grapes of wrath and know suffering in its full measure.

Leftists get upset when innocent people are executed or beaten bu cops or arrested. These guys are foaming at the mouth because a billionaire had sex and didn’t know how to use a bank account and will have a reduced sentence of 2 weeks

First, let me spell out what should be bleedingly obvious. This forum isn't the place to talk about the illegal redpill wetdream shit. If you think that this place, or quite frankly ANY online place is the place to discuss such things, then I seriously hope you NEVER participate in anything like it, as you would be a threat to anyone you get close to.

Every place is the place to talk about the LEGAL godgiven right of the people to cast off tyranny, because I'm an American and I can say whatever the hell I damned well please whenever and wherever the fuck I want to say it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah thanks

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If Trump retakes power, it's all over for them and they know it

Why wasn't it over for them when he took power the first time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

it's like Jesus. the first time was the teaser to get us all worked up. the second time is full release.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

lib brain rot. "the wheels of justice take time, he's not a dictator, the congressional janitor said no so we gotta fill out our paperwork again".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Because he’s more angry at “them” this time. It’s all about their feelings, comrade.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

too-woke-1 👨‍⚖️ too-woke-2-alt speech-side-l-1This man is a Marxist! We shall boil him in oil!!!speech-side-l-2

That is an officer of the bourgeois legal system...

speech-r too-woke-3

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

is this from an interaction between lt-dbyf-dubois and lt-kitsuragi?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

call chairman gonzalo he will figure this out

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

lead poisoning + McCarthyism combo meal

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

wtf

Trump just didn't have enough allies to avoid basically his version of the Clinton sex scandal, which was itself a bit orchestrated for leverage. Read the whole story about how that was revealed to the press - very strange. But Trump's already played out in public years ago, if they didn't care that he solicits escorts and has bad dick I don't think they care that he did something illegal to pay them off.

These people ... It's called "monopoly under capitalism", just because it's kind of amorphous and there's not an easily identifiable cabal in reality doesn't mean we shouldn't just legislate assuming that as the worst case. They're just so propagandized but even the logic of the lies is falsifiable with almost any amount of interrogation.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's true, we fan't beat them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe not but we can beat them in other ways

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if we just play into their delusions? Like yeah we did infiltrate the courts. We have every judge, every juror, every election auditor in our payroll at the KGB. That’s right it never ended, it just absorbed into the FSB and bought out by china. In fact, I am literally having dinner with the judges from new York and Xi Jinping right now. Cry about it bitch. Active measures have been a success.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Next stop: your kids!!! Secret Marxist ideas being implanted, drag queens on the playground daily! They know most parents are busy working for wealthy capitalists to ever read their kids homework

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Yes yes, rich guy being convicted of felony is definitely like Pearl Harbor fr

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

if marxists were hiding and infiltrating our government at all levels for decades and our current government is the result, I am sorry to say, but those marxists are libs and will be sent to central park

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

In the reactionaries' unpreparedness to reckon with the fact that capitalists were always going to let them down, the phantasm compels them to attribute declining conditions to secret Marxists doing 1984 for fun, trans people popping out of Hamas tunnels leading to every bathroom, and the coming Russo-Chinese invasion (as a proxy force for Iran) through the Mexican border. cardboard-monsters

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

We were all feds after all... but the marxist infiltrator kind! fedposting