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[–] [email protected] 88 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (10 children)

I'm going to start talking about balls the way weird men talk about boobs

"THE WOKE MOB HATE THE UNDENIABLE BEAUTY OF HIS GIANT SIZE 8 QUIVERING BALLSACK"

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (3 children)

what animal can we refer to them as? if breasts already got all the bird names... maybe they oughta be marsupials.

LOOK AT THE WOMBATS ON THAT GUY

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Please stop talking about my balls..."

"OH WHAT, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO APPRECIATE BEAUTY?! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. MASCISM HAS RUINED MEN!"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

I bet there are so many rocks in his crop 🤩💦💦💦

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Look at the Quokka's hanging off that dude!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can't have testicles the size of billiards balls no more, 'cus of woke.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sorry, not beautiful, no amount of Hollywood woke propaganda will make me accept men with balls smaller than bowling balls. Why does the left hate masculine beauty?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wolf whistle Look at the plums on that feller!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

THE SIZE OF AVOCADOS THEY ARE

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think avocado actually was derived from the Maya/Aztec (not sure which) word for balls.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Sweetie we have truck nuts, that's equality.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

as I shook his hand, his ballsack bounced testicularly

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

"[...]a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Are testicle sizes even a thing?

Let's make it a thing.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago (1 children)

if trans people are so great then how come this woman has big tits?

wtf-am-i-reading not even trying to strawman but is this seriously what they're arguing?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Cowards simply cannot address the big tiddy t4t.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know lots of transwomen with big tiddies, what even is this image?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We asked 50 mommy milker boys if her Double D Knockers signaled the end of wokeism and all 50 agreed.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hubbuda Hubbuda for yes

Awooga for no

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

im dying of laughter holy shit. This is the sort of late night slop i require, thank you for posting this im literally crying tears oh my god.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I’m a transwomen with DDs. Does this make me an oxymoron? Would I just straight up break what remains of their brains?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (8 children)

also trans and my girlies are big enough that the state wont give me a pair for free no more trans-sad

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The only cure for woke is a giant erect penis says man who doesn't know you can get porn for free on the internet

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

hilariously this was written by a woman, who in a previous career was a nurse who got fired for being transphobic

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

>transphobe

>creepy misogynist

This keeps happening :)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Well, she can fuck off too

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

BIG HABBA BAZONGAS! IS WOKE DEAD? MORE AT 11pm

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago

Tits so massive they obscure chudvision and get them to stop seeing the woke everywhere. World peace has been achieved.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

God chuds are so boring

dae le booba??? awooga

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This felt even weirder than normal for some reason. Like that it comes completely out of nowhere, besides being gross - but then it hit me. CHUDs lost Taylor Swift (and Football lol). They lost a blonde symbol of white ethno-feminity. So now they need a new one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

It's incredibly weird. I'm so out of touch with whatever is going on. I'm seriously jesse-wtf at this post.

Trump really did rebuild the conservative movement in his image. Except instead of making everyone cutthroat business psychos, he turned them all into effete TMZ addicts.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Scar Joe and Jennifer Lawerence brought in the woke and they needed to find someone radically different to end the woke. Someone blonde, with boobs!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

checkmate, my big tits r woke bc im not a cis woman

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Woke is no match for a beautiful Blonde woman's giant White booba.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Klanada isnt a real country

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is she right wing or something?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

she is from eastern washington/northern idaho and posted a birthday photo with her uncle who was was wearing a thin blue line t-shirt

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