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[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

The creativity of the furry community yet again strikes me in my absurdist bone with how imaginative they are with their art.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Furry artist exist as a deep state operation to get us used to the more... Unusual... Alien species out there.

And yes this is the only function of the deep state is funding furry artists.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

I'm sure a long career of incinerating defenseless villages from 10000 feet has made him an expert in hand-to-hand combat

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

He's infantry-coded so bet he friendly fired a bunch of his buddies while on patrol because the brave Vietnamese freedom fighters snuck into the middle of their patrol, popped off a few rounds, then gleefully ran off while the American soldiers had a firefight with themselves

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

hey vietnam vets have a long and respected tradition of merking cops

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Dont provoke him,

He might go and lose another war

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

"He doesn't play fair"

So is the creator of this admitting that US troops were committing war crimes in Vietnam?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid I didn't really understand what "doesn't play by the rules" meant, now that I'm older I understand it means war crimes and human rights abuses.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Does that tattoo just have "BAD" written inside a spade? Is there something I'm missing here or is this just boomer brainworms

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I mean it literally is boomer humor comics

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I've been playing too much balatro. I was like, ooh nice ace of spades.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

i'm sure that this is exactly how this real life scenario went down

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Also he was spat on and called a baby killer when he came back to America after the war

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That tour guide be thinking: my dad literally kicked your ass and now I have to deal with this shit.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Touring a country you committed war crimes in? You deserve the PTSD episode.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

And also expecting the "This is what the war was like" tour not to remind you what the war was like.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That is such a good joke to have come from such a mid place

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Shattering expectations

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

It's a bear-snake chimera, duh.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Snake-bear-pig I bet

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Someone eli5, been staring this thing for couple minutes trying to catch the joke

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's no intended joke. It's just complaining about how the youth don't respect the Vietnam vets who napalmed women and children.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

He's going to totally kick their asses for daring to disrespect him.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Sure, but when I say I want to do this I'm a "thin-skinned snowflake."

Badass when they do it, wimpy when we do it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There is no joke. The artist and the intended audience might think there is a joke but there really isn't any joke in there.

This is the cartoon version of conservatives being unable to tell jokes because they get angry half-ways through and starts ranting instead of telling the joke.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Careful, if you push him too far, he'll burn your village and kill your wife and kids

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Vietnam hat? So I guess now participation trophies are fine?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whenever I see someone wearing those hats I wonder if they want me to feel pride for them, or pity.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Of all the things that have never happened, this scenario never happened the most.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If were going to snap and kill a bunch of ppl hed done it already

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Poke the bear a lot actually

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Uncritical support to Al, hell say something raxist and get banned from the dennys

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think this qualifies as otherkin or something. Been a while since I studied furry lore.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why's there a tiny safe next to the salt and pepper?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Think it is a napkin dispenser

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