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[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

No lie the Lenovo Yoga 6 has one side covered in fabric. The website says it's "stain resistant" but I'm not sure how well that claim holds up.

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/laptops/yoga/yoga-2-in-1-series/yoga-6/wmd00000491

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yoga in denim? What a horrible idea 😄

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

J E N O V O

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Its just jeans, throw it in the washing machine and it's good as new

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“Abyss blue” seems like a bit of a stretch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

New term for deep depression just hit

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Man I just woke up what just happened with the jeans!?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

New dead horse just dropped.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

idk either. I've just decided to also make a j-thing after seeing the jeans in my feed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

A denim plague has enveloped our fragile planet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The next evolution of beans

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Man I hate it when I get a stain on my ̵̡̨͎̘̘̞͇͈̯̤̭͓͉̯͋͗̋̀̓͑́̄̽͋̇͗̀̿̉̀͐̈́̀̽̑̇̂́͛͋̏̐̐̔͘̕̚͜͝͠͝͝͝Љ̵̡̧̢̛̻̯͔̻͓̱̻͔̙̮͚̗̣̝̭̝̲͎̠̣̺͇͍͚͍͚̭̙̟͇̣̤̱̓̊̑̍̏̃͂̾͒̈́̑̊̋͋̅̓͑̍͆͌̋̊̏́͗̾̿̂̍́̀̋̿̇̀͂͋̌̂͛͂̽͘͝͠ ̵̨̛͈̱̣̙̘́͛͌̃̎̌͊͛̄͒̓̅̋̆̉̅̃̈́̃̈̈́̓̅͑͂͋́͒̽͒̐͌͗̈́͑̉̽͛̈̑̍̚̚片̷̨͙̲͍͇͇̼͚͍͖̗̩͉̫͓͕̫̄̀͑̇̾̍̓̑͑̒́̌̃͋̏̐͘͠ͅ key

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Just need a jouse and a jonitor

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If a mechanical keyboard was made of denim, would it be a jechanical keyboard or a mechanical jeyboard

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

jejajijal jeyjoard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The guy who actually made one of these and brought it to a Philadelphia keyboard meet up called it a Jeanboard iirc

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Would a tenkeyless model be called a Jortboard?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i’d hate to maintain this lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Doesn't seem like it would be too complicated: https://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Jeans

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

what if we sexted on the jeaboard? 😳

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What!? You mean no one actually made the JEYBOARD!? Blasphemy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

We should be thankful that this thing hasn't been conjured into the real world.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Fucking generative ai

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

what a shitty format.

Oh I mean Sjitty omfg my sides are an ober

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'd imagine your hands would get chafed and dry after a while of using this thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Goes nicely with me jean-gloves and denim dentures