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I am unemployable (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

All them student loans for nothing. Sad!

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Pff, stupid USians

Step 1 be European

Step 2 graduate for cheap

Step 3 get access to numerous publicly funded opportunities for further learning

Step 4 still unemployable

mfw

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

my experience basically:

"we are an equal opportunity employer. we do not discriminate on the basis of disability."

me: oh that's great, would it be okay if i had this minor accommodation?

"what? no."

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Gonna start lying on that disability form

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yea ive switched to saying i have no disabilities and applying to jobs where it probably won't be an issue (and if it is ig they can just fire me)

still haven't gotten anything tho lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

No way in hell you should let them know that shit. Unless it's impossible to hide like you got no arms, you are 100% able body on the form

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

This is why you should study something useful, instead of petrochemical engineering.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I studied psychology before i was diagnosed thinking thay i could "learn how to handle people".

Oops!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I am also incapable of being a servant for rich people

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Who wouldn't hire pizza Steve???

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2024
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