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[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.

be me
balls deep in milf
guy catches me
drags me out of bed by my foot
cuts my dick with a knife
couldn't walk for 2 years
0 yo

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Couldn’t walk for 2 years is a good enough hint that it’s a newborn.

[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

You just call your own mom a milf...?

[-] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, my mom’s a milf. A matriarchal introducer of love and fun.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Just for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Which is what I thought cougar described. Kids these days!

Edit: this has created a short comment chain that I adore..

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

No, a cougar is specifically on the prowl for fresh, young meat.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

well, yes! Hurry up! Get your cougar!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I thought cougar was for women actively hunting for prey.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Even older part isn't relevant anymore. A 22 year old with a toddler is called milf.

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Nope.

MILF is someone who is considered attractive by peers of her children. Think Stacey's mom. So the theoretical milf can't be younger than 30.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're right. American Pie corroborates your findings.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Of course it does. That was when the word still hadn't lost its meaning.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

His name is Oedipus.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Freud thought so

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I bet you also cried. What a cuck

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Didn’t learn to walk until age 2?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

What, you think he came outta the pussy drawing Mozart? At age 6, he was born without a mouth.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

cuts my dick with a knife

...what?

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

Male genital mutilation, or Circumcision in American English

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Ah, got it. Thanks.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

In America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

First step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A real man would never have had the dick to begin with.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

your body is touching a dick 24/7. super gay

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Circumcision

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

what is this google ass font

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Calls his own mom a milf. Most sane 4channer.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That is NOT a proper Haiku. 5-7-5, dude!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Is the MHLF....his own?

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